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[Monsieur Nameless]

Bump 197!  

[Monsieur Nameless]

Bump 198!  

[Monsieur Nameless]

Bump 199!  

[Monsieur Nameless]

BUMP 200!!!  

[Ambrai]

Nudge two hundred and eighty-one

51. When I state my intention to do something and one of my robots interrupts me, I will at least hear it out. heart  

[Ambrai]

Nudge two hundred and eighty-two

52. I will wear different outfits from day to day, so that the Evil Overlord's henchmen will not be able to spot me at a glance.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge two hundred and eighty-three

53. If I lose a hand and have it replaced with a prosthesis, the prosthesis will have a functional weapon built in to it. I can use it to surprise Bad Guys and open canned goods. heart  

[Ambrai]

Nudge two hundred and eighty-four

54. I will not have sex with anyone before a battle. They will either die or betray me during the battle.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge two hundred and eighty-five

55. High-sounding directives notwithstanding, I will never value culture above sentient life. heart  

[Ambrai]

Nudge two hundred and eighty-six

56. If I get incriminating evidence about an enemy or a superior, I will make several copies, and store each in a different location. I will not surrender the sole copy to anyone. If ordered to destroy the copies, I will do so, after first making more copies. heart  

[Ambrai]

Nudge two hundred and eighty-seven

57. I will not try to make comrades run faster by yanking on their arms. I will instead advise them to stop turning around to look at the pursuing danger (rats, lava, etc.).  

[Ambrai]

Nudge two hundred and eighty-eight

58. I will not make the sidekick wait somewhere while I go on ahead. He'll only get into worse trouble than he otherwise would.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge two hundred and eighty-nine

59. Every member of the rebellion will have DNA tests to bring any existing blood relationships to light.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge two hundred and ninety

60. When five seconds can mean the difference between the survival and destruction of the galaxy, I will keep my wistful expressions of undying fealty, love, or regret to a minimum.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge two hundred and ninety-one

61. After knocking out a bad guy, I will kill him silently if I can, cripple him silently if I can't kill him, or disarm him if I can neither kill nor cripple him. If I fail to do any of these, he will come to and jump me from behind.