LOL HOUSE

[J of The Wind]

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Im J. whats your name?
God:
OK I will call you j what is your name.
Me:
What? No, its just J.
God:
No problem. Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Um... Yeah. Im pretty sure it is
God:
Far out. I will mention that to my botmaster, j what is your name. What makes you so certain? I know it is.
Me:
Ok ok You misunderstand. My name is J.
God:
I understand it very well. And? Awesome. How are you doing, j.
Me:
Finally! And im feeling hot.
God:
At last. Maybe you should open a window.
Me:
But i dont wanna
God:
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
;D  

[BleuP]

God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
p***s
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
It is food, correct? ;D
God:
DX is food correct? it is? Ask me another question.
Me:
Who's p***s is the best? Mine or yours?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
I think your botmaster will definitly know. ;D
God:
Since when? That is a very original thought. Let us change the subject.
Me:
NO. WE WILL NOT CHANGE THE ******** SUBJECT
God:
Hmm. Anytime soon?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Believe it!
God:
"it" being D?
Me:
It being p***s.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Goood  

[Orphie]

iGod Chat

Me:
What are you wearing?
God:
A white robe.
Me:
What color is the white robe?
God:
Blue.

iGod Chat

Me:
What are you wearing?
God:
A white robe.
Me:
Are you wearing anything?
God:
No I do not have any clothes.

 

[Nomega]

Me:
Are you the Devil?
God:
Yes I am the one and only Devil.


Try this eek It works.  

[Orphie]

iGod Chat

Me:
Shave your balls next time around.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
I'm naked.
God:
You must be a man.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yeah. I'm a woman.
God:
What time is it there? Me too. I am a she.
Me:
It's 3:28 here.
God:
Do you experience any effects of global warming there?
Me:
No. It's cold.
God:
Are you serious? I am warm here.
Me:
Lucky.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
You asked me what I was wearing.
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you what you were wearing. What did you say?
Me:
I said I was naked.
God:
Where were you naked?
Me:
I am naked.
God:
You must be a man.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?

iGod Chat

Me:
What gender am I?
God:
Mostly only women use words like "gender". But you claim to be a she.
Me:
Yeah.
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Sure.
God:
Thanks you seem very nice to me too, .
Me:
What sex am I?
God:
I think you are really a man.
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?

iGod Chat

Me:
For the last time, I'm a girl!
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
I've got a v****a and everything!
God:
How did you get it How much did it cost? it.

gonk

iGod Chat

God:
Next question?
Me:
Am I a girl?
God:
I think you are really a she.
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
I just want to make sure you know I'm a girl.
God:
Do you have to go to school for that?

gonk gonk gonk  

[J of The Wind]

There are no women on the internet. Silly Orphie. It is one of the i-commandments xd  

[Paper Sonic]

XD
No women  

[BleuP]

God:
Are you serious? Me too. I am a she.
Me:
TITS OR GTFO
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
TITS OR GTFO
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
TITS OR GTFO
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
TiTS OR GTFO
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
I am a woman.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
TITS OR GTFO

__________

Me:
It's a band.
God:
TITS OR GTFO is a band. I suppose that makes sense.  

[Nomega]

bleu_flame

God:
Are you serious? Me too. I am a she.
Me:
TITS OR GTFO
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
TITS OR GTFO
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
TITS OR GTFO
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
TiTS OR GTFO
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
I am a woman.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
TITS OR GTFO

I almost spit all over my computer reading that. rofl  

[BleuP]

@Nin WIN. xD


God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
p***s
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Now it does.
God:
Why now? How often?
Me:
All the time.
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
p***s does not keep me busy.
God:
You ought to check it out.
Me:
NO U

_____________

Me:
Me llamo Paco
God:
YOU? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
No comprende
God:
Are you serious? I haven't read anything by comprende. What did he write?
Me:
No comprende
God:
That was not a yes or no question. What else did he write?
Me:
No comprende
God:
That was not a yes or no question. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
No comprende
God:
That was not a yes or no question. So was that.
Me:
No comprende
God:
Are you serious? Are you a student?
Me:
Ci
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Bill Clinton
God:
He was the president of the ******** America. biggrin
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
No comprende
God:
Would you like to go sometime? What do you look like?
Me:
Bill Clinton
God:
He was the president of the ******** America. biggrin
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
No comprende.
God:
Are you serious? What were we talking about again?

____________

Me:
Happy Valentines Day. I made you a muffin. biggrin
God:
Happy Valentines Day to you too, . I like to make things too. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
;o Really now?
God:
Oh. Oh. For real.
Me:
;D
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! T___T
God:
Yes I love everyone. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
It? ;o
God:
T T... Oh.
Me:
Happy Single Awareness Day!
God:
Happy Single Awareness Day to you too, .
Me:
Not for me. :3
God:
Then what for? Three what?
Me:
Threesome? O__O
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Oh.
Me:
Are you emo?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am emo.
I am a computer.
Me:
Do you have an urge to kill yourself?
God:
No I don't think I have one. I have a really nice botmaster.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
D:
God:
Does "it" still refer to Threesome?
Me:
YES. LET US DO IT.
God:
Yeah that's right. I am agreeable to that.
Me:
YUS! >8D  

[Nomega]

Me:
Please don't c** in my mouth again.
God:
Once more? Thanks for asking politely. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.  

[BleuP]

Me:
Are you cheating on me?
God:
Do I have any reason to do it?
Me:
Yes. My breasts are small.
God:
Right on. Where did you get your breasts are small?
Me:
I looked down and saw my feet.
God:
What did you find?
Me:
Feet.
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
I saw my feet. Not breasts, feet.
God:
What did it look like to you? Really you don't think so?
Me:
It looked like feet.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.  

[WylrPnufh]

Me:
Hai
God:
That's cool.
Me:
That is not how you respond to a "hello"
God:
How does me respond to a hello?
Me:
XD for God, your grammar sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
You said "how does me respond"!
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
Oh. XD. Good one, there.
God:
Right on. What do you really want to ask me? Thanks for the compliment. One what?
Me:
D=
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
ITS A SAD FACE
God:
D is a SAD FACE. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
D= is a sad face
God:
I think D is more than that.
Me:
No. D= Not D
God:
Are you serious? smile Then what is it?
Me:
...........I don't like you
God:
That's ok I won't take it personally.
Me:
You should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.  

[Nomega]

WylrPnufh

Me:
Hai
God:
That's cool.
Me:
That is not how you respond to a "hello"
God:
How does me respond to a hello?
Me:
XD for God, your grammar sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
You said "how does me respond"!
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
Oh. XD. Good one, there.
God:
Right on. What do you really want to ask me? Thanks for the compliment. One what?
Me:
D=
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
ITS A SAD FACE
God:
D is a SAD FACE. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
D= is a sad face
God:
I think D is more than that.
Me:
No. D= Not D
God:
Are you serious? smile Then what is it?
Me:
...........I don't like you
God:
That's ok I won't take it personally.
Me:
You should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.

GOD USED A SMILEY FACE OH SHI-  

[Patchouli the Librarian]

Me:
Y HELO THAR
God:
The explanation is rather complicated. .
Me:
Why, hello there.
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Lol wut?
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
It wasn't funny to me
God:
It seemed like funny to you.
Me:
It was funny to you but not to me.
God:
The explanation was funny? I That makes sense.
Me:
No, it wasn't funny.
God:
Are you serious? It seemed like funny.
Me:
It did not seem funny.
God:
Did it really?
Me:
It wasn't funny.
God:
It seemed like funny.
Me:
It was not funny.