Corrupt a Wish

[Takashi_The_Dragon]

Granted. But they have ganggreen and are decayed when they get there.
I wish I had porno mags.  

[Micarst]

Granted... but the pages stick together... mrgreen

I wish my kids would eat vegetables.  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted, but they balance it with mass chocolate binging and now you have to deal with hyper kids.

I wish people could get reverse narcosis.  

[Micarst]

Granted. But now everyone actually moves and speaks in reverse. O.o

After watching Happy Feet, I wish its ending would actually come true. (Not the dancing part... the other part.)  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but the review plummets lower than M.Night's Avatar. (Oh yes I went there and there is no coming back just like his career... oh dang I did it again. XD)

I wish People decided not to go and see the updated Avatar just to see a new beginning and an alien cow. I know it was an amazing film that almost half rivaled the titanic, used some of the newest and best Graphics and digital recreation known to man, took 10 amazing years to make, and... oh wait I'm getting ahead of my self, someone corrupt this quick  

[Micarst]

Granted, but now the entire entertainment industry is going bankrupt and will produce no more films because the boycott extended to ANYTHING where you have to pay to sit on your arse. Including the Internet. surprised

I wish I knew what was taking my husband so long to get home.  

[SilentFox21993]

Granted, but you find out that he is throwing light bulbs at elderly women. ~~~ I wish I had a sexy dog...  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but it is not house trained.

I wish math was understood universally.  

[SilentFox21993]

Granted, but unemployment skyrockets due to genius children taking all of our jobs. ~~~ I wish my fox plushies were real, and friendly...  

[Micarst]

Granted, but now you wake up every morning with stuffing in private places.

I wish my Christmas tree would stop falling over.  

[SilentFox21993]

((I could live with that. XD)) Granted, but your house falls over instead, leaving the tree standing upright. ~~~ I wish people would stop hating furries. >.<  

[Micarst]

((Aw man, you just had to choose one I really don't want to corrupt. Oh well...))

Granted, but now they love to eat us. eek  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

You yourself have been corrupted for not making a wish, why so serious XD.

I wish for once on the price is right when someone makes a one dollar guess that Drew Carry would lose it and say the following: "Are you kidding me? Are you &*%!ing kidding me, are you stupid? It really look worth $1. You piece of S#!t! Go sit back down and we'll get someone who wants to play!" Then proceeds to throw the microphone at them in the face. (It's wrong I know =^_^=)  

[Micarst]

(I know, I know, I had to run and catch the pizza before it burned... I just figured I'd edit the wish into it after I got it out of the oven, but I kinda forgot. My kids were practically climbing up my legs trying to get at it. ninja )

Granted, but now they're going to trade Drew Carry for the Kool Aid Man. OHHHH YEAHHHH.  

[SilentFox21993]

You just don`t like wishing, do you? ~~~ Darn, I just ran out of Coca-Cola...I wish I had 50 cents to go buy another can...