OLD Caption Contests

[Canas Renvall]

Rebecca: "What magical device is this? It... it must be useful for later! There's so many of them! This must be another puzzle!"
*Billy walks in and stands at one, just out of her line of sight to see in front of him, unzips his pants, and she hears something against the porcelain*
Rebecca: "...Billy, careful! You never know what trap that thing could trigger!!"


Extreeeeeeme disappointment.  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Rebecca: It's times like these when I wonder 'Why do us females venture into men's bathrooms? All that's ever there is a few bullets, maybe an Ink ribbon... But there's never anything special. No keys to activate traps, no special hidden doors...
Billy: *Flushes toilet, and suddenly a secret compartment that leads to a weapons depot. opens up.* Rebecca! Check this out!
Rebecca: O.o DAMMIT BILLY! Why do you not listen when I tell you things! First with the not coming with me, then the... *Goes on*

Yeah, kinda sucky, but still.  

[bbaIla]

Rebecca:*Looks at yurnal* "God damnit billy STOP SWITCHING THE SIGNS!"  

[Kobo-chan]

Rebecca: I sense... something evil here...
*sudden noise of water running for a second*
Rebecca: WHAT WAS THAT!? *freezes*
*running water noise for 2 seconds*
Rebecca: ...Dear God, are you a ghost?
*water noise for a split second - and a flush*
Rebecca: eek *runs*
*Billy comes out from bathroom stall*
Billy: Rebecca? I'm done, let's go. ...? Rebecca?  

[NotteRequiem]

Time to judge? Anyone seen XIN lately?

::cracks whip:: Let's go, people!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

He's on the can.  

[NotteRequiem]

::Sighs::

Wait... is that a T-Rex?! eek  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Oh no! I gotta save the kids!
*Grabs a flare stick and runs off, distracting it, then gets crushed by the bamboo stuff, or whatever it was*  

[NotteRequiem]

All this means is that women will inherit the earth.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

She's... Tenacious...  

[XINVADER]

I'll be judging them in an hour or two, just got to work out how to flush this thing... xd  

[NotteRequiem]

Two HOURS?!

What the hell am I gunna do with myself until then???

crying  

[XINVADER]

3rd

tehballa

Rebecca:*Looks at yurnal* "God damnit billy STOP SWITCHING THE SIGNS!"

2nd

SilentBlackTiger

These must be those new female urinals... Oddly comfortable...

And in 1st place, the winner is...

ME!

No, no, it's:

Biohazard EXTREME

Rebecca: "Hey, Billy! How do you use these water fountains?"

Congratulations, make it a good one...  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Yey!!!!

Well, this one should be fun:

 

[Canas Renvall]

Zombie: "Hey... Hey baby, c'mere... *lurches toward her* Let's have some fun.. And don't worry, I swear to drunk I'm not God..."