Evergleam Giveaway & Lotto -- Gleam On!

[Ambrai]

Nudge two hundred and ninety-two

62. My loyal, trusted and heavily armed bodyguards will always be on hand.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge two hundred and ninety-three

63. I will never leave my True Love and/or family unguarded unless they can defend themselves.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge two hundred and ninety-four

64. I will always pack as much firepower as I can.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge two hundred and ninety-five

65. I will never allow my people to speak to prisoners alone, but I will sometimes appear to do so.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge two hundred and ninety-six

66. I will maintain constant surveillance on all prisoners in case one of my people tries something behind my back.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge two hundred and ninety-seven

67. If I discover a mysterious pod in my home, barn, spaceship, or alien territory, I will not stick my face into it or pick it up to see if it is alive. Instead I will have it examined via remote-controlled robot. heart  

[Ambrai]

Nudge two hundred and ninety-eight

68. I will not trust a being with an inordinate number of tentacles. heart  

[Ambrai]

Nudge two hundred and ninety-nine

69. I will always read the fine print.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge THREE HUNDRED (wooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!1!!one!!!!eleven!)

70. Being captured by the Evil Overlord is one way to learn his secret plans, but there are innumerable other ways that are better, and they will be tried first.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge three hundred and one

71. My weapon of choice will be the one that allows the greatest distance between me and my target.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge three hundred and two

72. When I am forced to decide which of two identical people is the Trusted Ally and which is the Evil Doppelganger, I will stun them both and sort things out in the brig.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge three hundred and three

73. When I make my escape from the Evil Overlord's encampment, I will sabotage as much of the enemy's pursuit capacity (horses, jeeps, rocket bikes, etc) as opportunity permits, sparing only enough for the use of my companions and me.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge three hundred and four

74. If my trusty sidekick always blurts out the fact that I am carrying the most powerful magic object in the world, then I will get a sidekick who is less of a blabbermouth. heart  

[Ambrai]

Nudge three hundred and five

75. No robots serving with me will be permitted to have emotion chips.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge three hundred and six

76. I will be courteous to all, whether friend, foe, or neutral. Especially neutral. heart