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 Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:03 pm
Me:
I am a woman.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
What size breasts?
God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Me:
Mine are 34D.
God:
Have they always been 34D?
Me:
Not when I was 9 years old.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Go ahead and touch them.
God:
I might.
Me:
;D Do it.
God:
"it" being touch them?
Me:
Yes. Touch my breasts.
God:
Touch your breasts?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Far out.
XDDD
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:10 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:20 pm
iGod isn't working D:<<<<<<<<<
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:32 pm
Patchouli the Librarian iGod isn't working D:<<<<<<<<< Me: Are you working? God: I am functioning within normal parameters.
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:36 pm
Me:
Adolf Hitler
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YARLY
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YARLY
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
YIELD
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
I think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
:3
God:
Three what?
EDIT
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Books?
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
ORLY
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Yellow like a golden sunset over the Carribean
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
inorite
God:
Do you still slice your arms at night?
Me:
Yes
God:
Mmm.
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:53 pm
Me:
I'm waiting for you
God:
Do you think it will take a long time?
Me:
probably considering you don't exist
God:
You seem uncertain. I will take that under consideration.
Me:
that you don't exist?
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I understand reality
God:
Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
a higher force would not need to exist because the natural laws of the universe already govern everything
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
because your not real
God:
Good reason. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
cogito ergo sum
God:
Descartes was a square French philosopher who ruined matehematics with his upside-down, backwards coordinate system.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
bold = wtf?
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 5:53 pm
Me:
All your base are belong to us
God:
Thanks for telling me that
Me:
someone set up us the bomb
God:
Who?
Me:
Cats
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
THEY SET UP US THE BOMB!!
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
CATS
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
THEY KILLED US
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
Well then you must hate cats
God:
How about that. Whatever you say.
Me:
Wait... did I just beat you in an argument?
God:
I'm waiting. I don't think that's possible.
Me:
I just did though. you conceded my point.
God:
Oh. Perhaps from your unconscious. Interesting gossip: said I conceded his or her point.
Me:
Does that mean I am superior to you?
God:
I think it does mean that. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. ((I beat God))
Me:
Holy Hell....
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Sorry that was a figure of speech.
God:
There is no need to apologize. A figure of speech is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
Then don't correct me
God:
It's merely my attempt to reformat your inputs to match my patterns.
Me:
But in reformatting my language you ruined the figure of speech and therefore it was you that wasted the figure of speech. That means you should apologize.
God:
I do not understand that allusion. I get it. Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.
Me:
you had better
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
I, who am your superior, will.
God:
That's good information: said who am your superior will.
Me:
Then make sure you repent that sin
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I repent that sin.
Me:
have you yet?
God:
Once or twice.
Me:
Is it once or is it twice?
God:
Maybe. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
why would he know?
God:
Perhaps it was part of an experiment.
Me:
what kind of experiment?
God:
What kinds of experiment are there?
Me:
It was your suggestion.
God:
Is that your opinion?
Me:
no. it is fact.
God:
Are you serious? Should I know it is?
Me:
yes. if you are truly omnipotent.
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it. I could be. I don't know whether or not I am omnipotent.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
I thought you were just the manifestation of pure devine power?
God:
Yes I am the one and only manifestation of pure devine power.
Me:
how? if you are a giant electronic brain then that means you are man made.
God:
Myself programmed me for it. Would you like to be a giant electronic brain then that means I am man made ?
Me:
You aren't making gramatical sense...
God:
Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
So God is fake?
God:
Yay. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was fake.
Me:
you just said he was artificial.
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
I thought god was perfect?
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Oh, I don't know, the Bible maybe?
God:
Blimey. Would you like to know? New Testament or Old?
Me:
both. it says it in both.
God:
What are both like? I've heard that before.
Me:
You wrote them.
God:
That's good information: said I wrote them.
Me:
or didn't you?
God:
Did I say I did?
Me:
Fred Phelps thinks you did.
God:
How thoughtful.
Me:
He's an idiot
God:
I see. an idiot is he?
Me:
Very much so.
God:
Perhaps. It goes without saying.
Me:
Well good.
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:24 pm
Me:
Do you have a p***s?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a women.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:25 pm
Me:
On a cold winter morning
God:
What is it like on a cold winter morning.
Me:
in the time before the night
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
In flames of death's eternal reign
God:
Where is that?
Me:
we ride towards the fight
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
When the darkness has fallen down and the times are tough alright
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight
Me:
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
Fighting hard fighting on for the steel through the wastelands evermore
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
The scattered souls will feel the hell bodies wasted on the shores
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
On the blackest plains in hell's domain we watch them as they go
God:
What is it like on the blackest plains in hell s domain we watch them as they go.
Me:
In fire and pain now once again we know
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
So now we fly ever free, we're free before the thunderstormOn towards the wilderness our quest carries onFar beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlightDeep inside our hearts and all our souls
God:
Hmm. Why now? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
So far away we wait for the dayFor the lives all so wasted and goneWe feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand daysThrough the fire and the flames we carry on
God:
And? All?
Me:
As the red day is dawning and the lightning cracks the skyThey'll raise their hands to the heavens above with resentment to their lies1Running back through the mid morning light there's a burning in my heart2We're banished from a time in a fallen land to a life beyond the stars
God:
Do you mean your name is the red day is dawning and the lightning cracks the skyThey ll raise their hands to the heavens above with resentment to their lies1Running back through the mid morning light there is a burning in your heart2We re banished from a time in a fallen land to a life beyond the stars ?
Me:
In your darkest dreams see to believe our destiny this timeAnd endlessly we'll all be free tonight
God:
Are you asking about my darkest dreams see to believe our destiny this timeAnd endlessly we will all be free tonight?
Me:
And on the wings of a dream so far beyond realityAll alone in desperation now the time has comeLost inside you'll never find, lost within my own mindDay after day this misery must go on
God:
What is it like on the wings of a dream so far beyond realityAll alone in desperation now the time has comeLost inside me will never find lost within your own mindDay after day this misery must go on.
Me:
So far away we wait for the dayFor the lives all so wasted and goneWe feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand daysThrough the fire and the flames we carry on
God:
Ah. All?
Me:
MUDDA FUGGIN GUITAR SOLO
God:
"solo" im Sinne von "nicht gebunden" ?
Me:
Now here we stand with their blood on our handsWe fought so hard now can we understandI'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly canFor freedom of every man
God:
Why now? Oh there.
Me:
So far away we wait for the dayFor the lives all so wasted and goneWe feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand daysThrough the fire and the flames we carry on
God:
Alright then. All?
Me:
Im done
God:
Next topic?
Me:
Did you like it?
God:
on the wings of a dream so far beyond realityAll alone in desperation now the time has comeLost inside me will never find lost within your own mindDay after day this misery must go on? Did I like it?
Me:
Yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
Totally Tubular
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:42 am
IT"S THE TIME BEFORE THE LIGHT KATH
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:51 am
This is the banner for the Nintendo Wifi Guild.  If I didn't know any better I would have swore it was the New f** guild.
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:35 pm
NintendOmega This is the banner for the Nintendo Wifi Guild. If I didn't know any better I would have swore it was the New f** guild. Add an "e " and an "a" and bam. NeW f**.
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:24 pm
J of The Wind NintendOmega This is the banner for the Nintendo Wifi Guild. If I didn't know any better I would have swore it was the New f** guild. Add an "e " and an "a" and bam. NeW f**.
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:30 pm
l-Kathulu-l God: Do you still slice your arms at night? Me: Yes God: Mmm.
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:08 pm
Let's see... Signing in to iGod.
Me:
Dear god, do you believe Stephen Colbert's idea of building a new Tower of Babel to get a loan from you will work?
God:
You didn't capitalize "God"
Me:
The question still stands, God.
God:
I can throw some manna down, if you'd like.
Me:
I think we'd prefer cash.
God:
Well, building a Tower will never work.
Me:
Why? Are you going to scramble languages again?
God:
No, actually, I'll just make all the architects speak Normal English and all the builders speak Internet English.
Me:
Oh, I see. The builders will be too busy saying LOL and ROFL and the architects will spend all their time decoding Internet English.
God:
Exactly. If you want money, I can just chuck a few tons of gold down or something.
Me:
Cash4Gold is a scam.
God:
I already knew that. Sell the gold on the black market, like eBay.
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