Corrupt a Wish

[Raspi-Cherri]

Granted. But all of the soda machines in the world stop working and apparently everyone breaks into them and steal every last soda can.

I wish for a mudkipz because i, indeed, liek them.  

[Micarst]

Granted, but now it won't take your commands no matter how many badges you have!

I wish my husband would let me have a break from the kids for just one girls-night-out. >_<  

[Raspi-Cherri]

Granted, but someone mugs you and your friends, stealing all of your belongings you took along with you.

I wish for time machines to be real.  

[Loquoro]

Granted, but it will only take you back five minutes into the past

I wish Earth Eternal would come back online  

[Dark-Velvet-Revolver]

Granted but it will glitch and freeze up every 20 minutes

I wish I could have a dress that changed colors.  

[Takashi_The_Dragon]

granted but you couldn't wear it with undergarments and "transparent" has now become a color. lol

I wish I had mor gaia gold or gogh reed.  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but it doesn't look good on you.

I wish my wisdom teeth would finish growing in.  

[Dark-Velvet-Revolver]

Granted but its going to hurt the whole time.

I wish I had unlimited movie access on all internet movie cites.  

[Takashi_The_Dragon]

granted but they all turn into Christmas with the cranks.


I wish i did not have to pee ever again  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but you now have a**l leakage.

I wish there were no more generic products.  

[Dark-Velvet-Revolver]

Granted but now all other products cost tripple what they did before.

I wish I had enough money to buy a house.  

[Loquoro]

Granted but its infested with roaches and other bugs

I wish I was my avatar  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but now it is now narcissism to fantasize about your avatar and everyone hates a self interested douche. I wish people would stop using whipped cream for foreplay so I could get some for my dang ice cream once in a while gosh I hate my room mates.  

[Loquoro]

Granted but the whipped cream makes your ice cream taste bad

I wish the elderly had to take mandatory driving test
((yes I know thats unfair but, I almost got into a wreck due to an old women))  

[Dark-Velvet-Revolver]

Granted but they are given the test by other old people who pass them anyway.

I wish that I had $100,000 right now