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 Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:17 pm
A small girl suddenly sees her father coming out from the bathroom, and asks
the mum:
- Mum, what is it the daddy has?
- Well, my girl, it is such daddy's thing... If he hasn't it you couldn't be
here, (... pause...), and me, perhaps, too.
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:19 pm
Bella Doe `Tahirah Have you so easily forgotten Commander Peasant?
That account is a mule account.
I have been with this guild and have been crew since BEFORE THE GIVEAWAY STARTED.
The mule is the GUILD'S mule.
We don't allow regular members to have mules because that would give them an unfair advantage with contests. Savvy? Savvy. And I'm not normal. I'm going through divorce in my family, and and way too obsessed with art. I'm unique.
It's unfair to others, and breaks rules. If I have to pull up the damn proof Tah and I ran this by Nor I will post it all.
Commander Peasant is a mule, Whatever mule Noi used for the Frog prince contest was a mule.
Bangarang's not anyone's mule. Sure it belongs to Tahirah, but it's for the guild. I don't know how much clearer it can be than that. Since most of the guild is inactive and would rather complain about not having contests rather than donating, we decided to take matters into our own hands and fix things.
End of debate, end of story.
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:20 pm
a woman walks into a supermarket, and notices a male customer whose zipper is
undone. The woman kindly says" excuse me sir,but your barracks doors are open".
Not having a clue what the woman was talking about he continued shopping. A few
moments later another customer approached the man and explained that his zipper
was undone. The man zipped up and continued his shopping. At the checkout he ran
into the woman who originally informed him of his zipper.He decides to play into
her unusual comment; "excuse me maam, when you noticed my barracks door was
open, did you happen to see a soldier standing at full attention?" The woman
responded by saying " no, all i saw was a disabled vet sitting on two duffle
bags"
another random joke from the internet.
I'll remove him from the guild if it stops your random ranting.
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:21 pm
Bella Doe A small girl suddenly sees her father coming out from the bathroom, and asks the mum: - Mum, what is it the daddy has? - Well, my girl, it is such daddy's thing... If he hasn't it you couldn't be here, (... pause...), and me, perhaps, too.
thanks though
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:23 pm
Srta Tap Dance Bella Doe A small girl suddenly sees her father coming out from the bathroom, and asks the mum: - Mum, what is it the daddy has? - Well, my girl, it is such daddy's thing... If he hasn't it you couldn't be here, (... pause...), and me, perhaps, too.
thanks thoughQ: What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A monkey with a machine gun.
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:25 pm
Bella Doe Srta Tap Dance Bella Doe A small girl suddenly sees her father coming out from the bathroom, and asks the mum: - Mum, what is it the daddy has? - Well, my girl, it is such daddy's thing... If he hasn't it you couldn't be here, (... pause...), and me, perhaps, too.
thanks thoughQ: What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A monkey with a machine gun.
i'm hard to please... but thanks for them ^3^
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:30 pm
Srta Tap Dance Bella Doe Srta Tap Dance Bella Doe A small girl suddenly sees her father coming out from the bathroom, and asks the mum: - Mum, what is it the daddy has? - Well, my girl, it is such daddy's thing... If he hasn't it you couldn't be here, (... pause...), and me, perhaps, too.
thanks thoughQ: What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A monkey with a machine gun.
i'm hard to please... but thanks for them ^3^-coughthatswhatshesaidcough-
<<;
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:33 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:34 pm
NekoGod Srta Tap Dance Bella Doe Srta Tap Dance Bella Doe A small girl suddenly sees her father coming out from the bathroom, and asks the mum: - Mum, what is it the daddy has? - Well, my girl, it is such daddy's thing... If he hasn't it you couldn't be here, (... pause...), and me, perhaps, too.
thanks thoughQ: What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A monkey with a machine gun.
i'm hard to please... but thanks for them ^3^-coughthatswhatshesaidcough-
<<;
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:37 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:41 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:42 pm
-rapes tap-
I'm pregnant and it's your baby. ;D
How's that for a lame joke? /shot
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:49 pm
Simplistic-Tyranny -rapes tap-
I'm pregnant and it's your baby. ;D
How's that for a lame joke? /shot
oh bby *raepraep*
D:
that is not a joke! It's more like... nightmare stuff
my last gf wanted me to get pregnant D:
I have bad dreams about it since then xD
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:53 pm
Srta Tap Dance Simplistic-Tyranny -rapes tap-
I'm pregnant and it's your baby. ;D
How's that for a lame joke? /shot
oh bby *raepraep*
D:
that is not a joke! It's more like... nightmare stuff
my last gf wanted me to get pregnant D:
I have bad dreams about it since then xD
Sowwies.
NekoNeko wants me to get pregnant but he won't deliver. mad
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:56 pm
Simplistic-Tyranny Srta Tap Dance Simplistic-Tyranny -rapes tap-
I'm pregnant and it's your baby. ;D
How's that for a lame joke? /shot
oh bby *raepraep*
D:
that is not a joke! It's more like... nightmare stuff
my last gf wanted me to get pregnant D:
I have bad dreams about it since then xD
Sowwies.
NekoNeko wants me to get pregnant but he won't deliver. mad
xD
I'm the not-gonna-have-babies kind ;D
eh.... Neko! go get to work!
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