Hello, I'm a Noob and I like Resident Evil

[Alkaizer87]

Canas Renvall

Hey guys, I'm a pimp. I be doublin'. cool

...On n00b entries, of course.

yellowhorse

I like resident evil. The umbrella chronicles was one of my favorite games and all the movies were awesome. =)

leonkennedyxx

hi i want to join this guild because i love resident evil ive beaten all of the games read all the books seen all the movies i have the accesories and posters and all of it is collectors edition

Ok the first one: Hi I've only played RE: Umbrella Chronicles and also I've seen all the movies. My friend said by doing this I will know all the story lines, which means I'm RE noob, since I'll never know the reall correct storyline. I'm too lazy and scared to go see play the real thing, since the real thing is being alone, unlike being paired up and all powerful in Umbrella Chronicles, Degeneration, and The other movie story line.

Second on: I have done everything in Residnet Evil. So either I am lieing through my teeth, or I am a really rich noob person, which is more highly unlikely.
Wait...can we let the 2econd one in? Lets con him into buying us stuff, nd if it turns out he's lying just let me eject the b*****d.  

[Belbecat]

Hahaha I just had to post this, I love this guy and his reviews whether I agree with him or not xd
Now I ask everyone to be patient through the first part...
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/624-Resident-Evil-5

I roflmao'd toward the second half rofl  

[Canas Renvall]

Another one for my dear guild members. Feast, my friends! Rip it apart! twisted

regigigas64

i have played three out of six games. they r resident evil 0,resident evil 1, and resident evil 4. plus i already know plenty of biohazard stuff.

 

[King of Paradise]

Canas Renvall

Another one for my dear guild members. Feast, my friends! Rip it apart! twisted

regigigas64

i have played three out of six games. they r resident evil 0,resident evil 1, and resident evil 4. plus i already know plenty of biohazard stuff.

Well at least he knows how many games there are...Wait...  

[VlCKERS]

The Not So Evil Deadite

Canas Renvall

Another one for my dear guild members. Feast, my friends! Rip it apart! twisted

regigigas64

i have played three out of six games. they r resident evil 0,resident evil 1, and resident evil 4. plus i already know plenty of biohazard stuff.

Well at least he knows how many games there are...Wait...

He forgot Code Veronica. D;
And inb4 someone says "We like to forget about Code Veronica".
No kids. We forget about 4 and Outbreak.  

[King of Paradise]

VlCKERS

The Not So Evil Deadite

Canas Renvall

Another one for my dear guild members. Feast, my friends! Rip it apart! twisted

regigigas64

i have played three out of six games. they r resident evil 0,resident evil 1, and resident evil 4. plus i already know plenty of biohazard stuff.

Well at least he knows how many games there are...Wait...

He forgot Code Veronica. D;
And inb4 someone says "We like to forget about Code Veronica".
No kids. We forget about 4 and Outbreak.

Chyeah, I know...Which is what I wanted ...wait... to imply. How do you know this kid doesn't know there was a 5? rolleyes  

[Canas Renvall]

We don't forget Outbreak. It's a good game. What it needs to really shine, is to be released in this generation where online is epic. Along with its sequel. razz  

[Vankala]

I agree. I never got to play it online since I bought sometime after they took it offline. crying  

[Canas Renvall]

Now this is actually what I thought we would be seeing a lot of when RE5 came out, instead of regular n00bs. I was surprised. xd

chaos_demon555

i have played resident evil 5 very much and still am which means i can provide a lot of information on guns, achievements, and treasures..also i have gotten every gun in the game and i know exactly what to upgrade for a very good setup for both sheva and chris...and strategies for fighting bosses or mini bosses..i haven't played much of the mercenaries but i have gotten pretty far and gotten every new character up to the two last levels...and of course i could provide info on the BSAA emblems that are hidden throughout the game..thanks for taking your time to read this..=]

 

[King of Paradise]

Canas Renvall

Now this is actually what I thought we would be seeing a lot of when RE5 came out, instead of regular n00bs. I was surprised. xd

chaos_demon555

i have played resident evil 5 very much and still am which means i can provide a lot of information on guns, achievements, and treasures..also i have gotten every gun in the game and i know exactly what to upgrade for a very good setup for both sheva and chris...and strategies for fighting bosses or mini bosses..i haven't played much of the mercenaries but i have gotten pretty far and gotten every new character up to the two last levels...and of course i could provide info on the BSAA emblems that are hidden throughout the game..sorry for making you read this..>={

That's what should have been said.  

[Vankala]

I think that's what's attracting these noobs...  

[Alkaizer87]

Canas Renvall

Now this is actually what I thought we would be seeing a lot of when RE5 came out, instead of regular n00bs. I was surprised. xd

chaos_demon555

i have played resident evil 5 very much and still am which means i can provide a lot of information on guns, achievements, and treasures..also i have gotten every gun in the game and i know exactly what to upgrade for a very good setup for both sheva and chris...and strategies for fighting bosses or mini bosses..i haven't played much of the mercenaries but i have gotten pretty far and gotten every new character up to the two last levels...and of course i could provide info on the BSAA emblems that are hidden throughout the game..thanks for taking your time to read this..=]

Ok I got this one. Ahem, the translation is as follows.

Hi I am a big resident Evil5 noob, even though I don't mention it. I know all of this stuff that does nothing but wastes your time. Why? It's obvious that you can reject my request and still get everything I offer by going to websites like the Super Cheats and Game FAQs. Actually that's wehre I got everything I know. Again so sorry for wasting your time. Oh and also I hate good grammer and capitalizing my I's.

Ok here's for the one before that.

I have played all six RE games, even though there are obviously many more. However, I don't know tht since I'm a RE noob. I'm ignorant as hell anddon't plan on becoming any smarter, nor acknowladge that other RE games exist.

EDIT: Vankala that's a good thing. We need more intertainment, which make fun o how some peopel are so ignorant, or maybe they're not ignorant but just plain stupid.  

[Canas Renvall]

Sorry for my absence, guys! It'll still be a few days until I'm back to regularity, but let me make up for it! A quartet!

Kinky Kaarii

Er Hi im a fan of the Resident evil games and the movies im usually active on gaia and with guilds I join...

The name says it all.

4GJU15823T89WHETR8

Every Resident Evil fan has got to join this. I've played every single game in the main series except for Nemesis (3).

Maybe I'm just paranoid, but that name isn't winning over any normal person awards... D:

Super Rakara

hello i am a big fan of resident evil i am also making a resident evil character chris redfield please let me join thank you

Sorry, hun. A Gaian Chris Redfield already exists. cool Seriously though... elaboratezplz?

zombiehunter189

i want to be in your guild because i want people that know a lot about resident evil i have beaten resident evil 0,1,2,3,4,5 ive also beaten resident evil survivor. ive made a few random in game accomplishment like beating re4 elgigante with a knife and two healing items theres more but i cant remember at this time. . .

Now, actually, I like the name. But then they go ******** it all up with all this "muahaha i win at el gigante" crap. crying  

[Alkaizer87]

Canas Renvall

Sorry for my absence, guys! It'll still be a few days until I'm back to regularity, but let me make up for it! A quartet!

Kinky Kaarii

Er Hi im a fan of the Resident evil games and the movies im usually active on gaia and with guilds I join...

The name says it all.

4GJU15823T89WHETR8

Every Resident Evil fan has got to join this. I've played every single game in the main series except for Nemesis (3).

Maybe I'm just paranoid, but that name isn't winning over any normal person awards... D:

Super Rakara

hello i am a big fan of resident evil i am also making a resident evil character chris redfield please let me join thank you

Sorry, hun. A Gaian Chris Redfield already exists. cool Seriously though... elaboratezplz?

zombiehunter189

i want to be in your guild because i want people that know a lot about resident evil i have beaten resident evil 0,1,2,3,4,5 ive also beaten resident evil survivor. ive made a few random in game accomplishment like beating re4 elgigante with a knife and two healing items theres more but i cant remember at this time. . .

Now, actually, I like the name. But then they go ******** it all up with all this "muahaha i win at el gigante" crap. crying

Hmm....I think, we should keep the first one for while, that way we can make fun of Leon actually being able to get some....wait that is a female right? If not than even better. Than after that we're tired of the jokes we'll throw her out like leon's constant habits of masturbation. the second guy actually had good grammar, but then his name screamed out, don't pick me, I'm an idiot that doens't have a decent name. theird one...well Canas alright got that one. Sorry there is already a gaian chris redfield. Last one...I highly doubt that he's done so much, then again I haven't been at his side for his whole loife, but boasting you've done so much? So what I 've beaten those games too, except 5....