OLD Caption Contests

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

XINVADER

This isn't one but can't you just imagine him saying

"Woah! Woah! Calm, the f**k, down! We can sort this out without the violence."

I can, now what if rebecca replied with 'I know, I just get so frustrated, I mean, my mom never loved me and my dad was abusive..."

(DISCLAIMER, This isn't a submission for the joke, My submission was already made.)  

[Vankala]

Winners...? confused  

[NotteRequiem]

Tsk tsk... Somebody forgot to judge...



4laugh  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Come on mr. judge man! Judge already!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

XINVADER wins. Shush people, I've been busy.
Niext!  

[XINVADER]

Please, call me Xin. Oh yay I won, again. Isn't wierd that me and Bio keep winning?

...WE'RE THE SAME PERSON!!!

Just kidding. We're just that darn funny. I'll post a new pic up soon, once I find a good one.

Edit: Ok, here you go. Hope they're funny!



Short and sweet is the way to go. Here's an example; "The zealots had regretted holding bonfire night inside the castle." It's unfunny I know, so make yours better!  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Leon's at a church. He picks up a rocket launcher and goes to show all his friends that are dressed like priests. He points it at them.
Leon: Hey! What does this button do guys?
He fires the rocket head on into them... Soon enough, the paramedics arrive and help those they can. Leon runs away...

Leon: That was the best starwars convention ever!  

[Elliot Salem]

"Capcom decided it take Resident Evil 4 up a notch. Introducing, Super God-moding Leon. All you do is point a weapon at the enemy and they catch on fire."  

[Yoyoenix91]

Leon: "WORST SPECIAL EFFECTS, EVAR!!!"  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Leon: "Damn! I only have one shot left, and they're not all dead... I can't survive with just one shot! You know what thy say... Save the last bullet for yourself.. Guess it's that time..."  

[Ivory Lie]

Leon:"I didn't even fire yet"  

[Canas Renvall]

Leon: "Thou shalt count to three, push the button, and blow the killer men into tiny little scraps. Yes, three is the number and the number shall be three. Thou shalt not count to four, or two, for two will advance you to three. Five is right out.... Ah, screw this. *fires*"
I hope someone gets this reference... xd  

[NotteRequiem]

Canas Renvall

Leon: "Thou shalt count to three, push the button, and blow the killer men into tiny little scraps. Yes, three is the number and the number shall be three. Thou shalt not count to four, or two, for two will advance you to three. Five is right out.... Ah, screw this. *fires*"
I hope someone gets this reference... xd

Monty Python and the Holy Grail... Excellent movie.

Caption:

"Oh s**t.... this was easier in Target practice."  

[RoninFox]

Leon: Aw, hold still! You guys want your portrait taken or not?!
Priest: I don't believe that's a camera you've got there.  

[Vankala]

Leon: Duuuude...this rocket launcher attachment for the Wii remote is freakin' awesome!!