Corrupt a Wish

[Dark-Velvet-Revolver]

Granted but its Counterfeit don't get caught with it rofl

I wish I wasn't 350 miles from my hubby right now and that I could lay next to him in bed tonight ^^ (I know sentimental and lonely...)  

[Saga Shadow]

Granted. You're with your husband in bed, as well as his girlfriend.

I wish it would stop snowing already!  

[litiia]

granted, but the world melts with the heat it created

i wish i could't see ghosts  

[8-biter]

granted, but now instead of a ghost you see your mother in the nude...

I wish i could have the cake that is a lie that glados won't let me have...  

[Ask Jappleack]

you can have cake, thrown on you.

I wish for something or nothing or everything, haven't decided yet.  

[kid knight12]

Granted You are given SOMETHING but it has NOTHING to do with what you wanted and EVERYTHING that could go wrong with it does.

I wish I could tear things apart Gandolf style.