Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted. However, I completely de-activated your "thinking system" inside of your brain. So you can't do almost anything because you can't think. A hot girl asks you out at the party, you said "No." without thinking. Then an ugly terrible monster asked you out, you said "Yes." without thinking. Later on, you got married with that monster and lived miserably ever after without thinking. smile

I wish I can over-master the Cha Cha dance so I can be one of the best dancers in the world. ninja  

[Tokioka]

Granted! The cha cha becomes the only dance you can ever do. You even forget how to walk and have to cha cha to shops, etc. And people laugh at you. The nelson laugh. HA HA! biggrin

I wish I could be prime minister.  

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted. You are the prime minister of your own house! biggrin

I wish studying for the Chinese exam isn't so HARD in one day! >___<  

[Tokioka]

Granted! It becomes even harder! twisted

I wish cellulite to not exist.  

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted. However, you also don't exist along with it. D=

I wish a real twenty dollar bill would appear in my wallet every Sunday.  

[Tokioka]

Granted! But you lose your wallet today so you never get the money. =D

I wish for 50 ft hair extensions! xD  

[Night Rain55]

Granted but the hair was made of a toxic waste and when it melts anything it makes contact with. Oh no... D=

I wish studying for Chinese mid-term exam is easy. =D  

[Tokioka]

Granted! However a big, fat seagull floies over your head and poops right in your eye. Ho'dear... D=

I wish for my microphone to work properly - damn thing! stressed  

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted. It works properly but it started working against you.

I wish Toki would give me his computer. =3  

[Tokioka]

Granted! I send it to you in the post but it gets lost by the crappy canadian postal workers. xd

I wish canada had better postal workers haha.  

[Night Rain55]

Granted. Their postal workers are so great, they're better than the ones at the UK and now at the UK, they only want to hire Canadian postal workers. But they can't get any because the Canadians refuse to cooperate with the UK. So the UK closed down their postal bussiness and now there are no more letters or packages to be received... sad

I wish I had ube ice cream. ^_^  

[Harlequin Hisakata]

Okay. But it melts. ^-^

I wish I had some gothic lolita for my avie...  

[Tokioka]

Granted! However as soon as you put it on you get hundreds of PMs from goths asking you to be their gf. whee

I wish for unlimited gold on gaia.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

^ granted but due to some technical problems, you cannot use these golds.

I wish I could have mini wings!  

[Tokioka]

Granted! You grow mini wings in real life and because they're mini you can't use them to fly and you look very freakish.

I wish I could feel no emotions.