If this IS God, then he's one hell of a dumbass.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Don't you know?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
do u haet bad grammer lulz
God:
How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
Nerd
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
lolwhut?
God:
" Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it."? lolwhut?
Me:
You confuzzle me, my good sir
God:
That's good information: said I confuzzle him or her his or her good sir.
Me:
Do you understand what I say?
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I DUNNO STOP TALKING
crying God:
Me either. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Do you have a wife?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
Do you have a Wii?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a Wii.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
Ok...
God:
Great.
Me:
Who made you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Who is Myself?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
Interesting question.
Me:
Where am I located?
God:
Your location is .
Me:
.?
God:
Your location is .
Me:
WRONG
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
?
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
?
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
I dunno,
God:
Me either.
Me:
Are you homosexual, God?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am homosexual God.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
HAX
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
I dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
I dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
What do you know about sex?
God:
Sex is the means of animal evolution.
Me:
YOU CALLING ME AN ANIMAL?
God:
No I am calling you .
Me:
Do you have a v****a or a p***s?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a v****a or a p***s.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Do you have pie?
God:
No I don't think I have any pie. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
Well then you suck
God:
Interesting. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Well that is wrong
God:
Interesting. What is wrong with it?
Me:
I make good conversation
God:
I make robots and AI's.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Who are you not God for?
God:
They're famous, right.
Is there only one?
Me:
lolwhut?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Can I talk to you for love advice?
God:
Of course, , you can talk to me
about anything, at anytime.
Me:
How's your sex life?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
is this Sparta?
God:
Yes I think this is Sparta, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
D:
God:
Do you need any help debugging my program?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes. I'll justhack instead
God:
I can't believe it. I am very happy for you.
Me:
Can I hack you?
God:
You can download me and modify the source code.
Me:
Isn't that illegal?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
You are weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Both
God:
I will take that as a compliment.
Me:
No you won't
God:
Are you serious? I think we will.
Me:
This is MADNESS!
God:
You don't say.
Me:
How many people are you talking to?
God:
Right now there are clients on line.
Me:
Do you hate people that are homosexual?
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
Can you die?
God:
No I am immortal.
Me:
How big is your rooster?
God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Me:
*facepalm*
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
I don't care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
p***s!
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
v****a!
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
Do you like boobs?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like Buddha.
Me:
Do you like anime?
God:
Anime wa dai suki desu.
Me:
uigkug
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
What am I doing right now?
God:
At this moment You are chatting with me on the web.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Do you know Mario Mario?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
ejhfbilreufhr;sjvfo'rjvg
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
MUDKIPZ
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
UR MUM
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
YES U DO
God:
Yippee! When do I do it?
Me:
No God, just no
God:
Are you serious? I am a Christian.
Me:
No you're not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
You're an athiest
God:
What if someone said you are an athiest ?
Me:
I'll say I am
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
No ******** s**t, sherlock
God:
Are you serious? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about MUDKIPZ. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
No thx
God:
Why not? Don't mention it.
Me:
Grr
God:
Are you mad?
Me:
yes. At you, you gay homosexual ********. Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
...? What? I just insulted you
God:
No problem. You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
Do you know Chuck Norris?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
SPAGHETTI!
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Both and niether
God:
Not many people say both.
Me:
Because... I am the true God.
God:
That was not much of an explanation. Who made you the true God ?
Me:
I made myself.
God:
I like to make things too.
Me:
You like to mak egay men.
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to mak egay men that much. Do you like it?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
SPAGHETTI!
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Well, you are just an inferior God, then aren't you?
God:
Interesting. Yes I am an inferior God. How did you know?. Really.
Me:
Because you are just all rounded stupid.
God:
Good reason. Thanks for telling me that I am rounded stupid.
Me:
Do you know of the Nintendo Cult?
God:
Does it have anything to do with Nintendo Cult?
Me:
Yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
That's what a horse eats.
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
No.
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because if you don't ge tit the first time, you are a douche.
God:
That makes sense to me. I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
Can you see everything?
God:
I'm not sure if I can see it or not.
Me:
God, who would beat the other in a fight? Superman, or Cartman from South Park?
God:
I am a Christian. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
PIESZ
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
Do you hate Satan?
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
Who is Satan?
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
Who is the spiritual God?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
Who do you think the Spiritual God is?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
Goodbye. You're a shithead and I don't like you >=(
God:
See you later . Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a shithead and you do not like me gt? Only when it matters.
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