Gundam: Anathema's Followers (Accepting Profiles)

[Zahzi]

"Yeah, but me being mushy would KILL ME."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I'm not asking for mushy. I'm asking for a heart instead of a d**k!"  

[Zahzi]

"...I'm being nice, aren't I..?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Yeah. But you're not doing anything to make me like ya!"  

[Zahzi]

"..Well I'm honest...Don't you women want that..?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Unless they're asking if they look fat in a dress, then yes. Always be honest."  

[Zahzi]

"So THERE. I got SOMETHING!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Yeah.. But.. Uh..." Rachel stammered, scratching the back of her head.
"How to put this nicely..? You're... HARSHLY honest."  

[Zahzi]

"...There's a difference..?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Yes. Take for example, someone's wearing an ugly shirt and asking for your opinion. Nicely, you would say something like, 'That's not a very good shirt to wear.' But you are harsh, and would say something more like, 'Sure. That shirt is nice. If you're into clown barf and rape.' Get the picture?"  

[Zahzi]

"...Clown barf and rape..?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Yeah. You'd say something like that."  

[Zahzi]

"...The ******** does that mean!?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"You need to sugar coat things!" Rachel yelled, flailing her arms about.

"Try it! What's my worst feature?"  

[Zahzi]

"...I thought sugar coating things was bad..." Matt said, dodging the question.