~The [MADG] Guild Chat Thread~

[AmeKisaki]

Dictator STD

AmeKisaki

La da da...

Unprotected sex is for losers and married people.
Cervical cancer does not sound fun.
I'm afraid to go to the gynecologist as it is, and having someone up in there regularly would be much worse..
My goodies. ninja

so... married people = losers?
xD

I can't think of any protection for lesbian sex :T
my ex had me take blood tests before we did anything u.u"

dental dam. I have a vanilla one in my desk. ( sweatdrop ) It's pretty much this lame latex sheet.
I would too! *hides from wrath*
I've considered asking my boyfriend to do that, but I figured if he hasn't had sex in four years, he'd probably know whether he had one by now or not. He's dated some women of ill repute before.

I didn't say that!
Married people are the shiz.
In fact, I've kinda been proposed to twice, in sweet yet unromantic ways without any diamonds.
Married people are awesome. My parents are married. TO EACH OTHER. Yes, I am way cooler than you guys.

I just went to the grocery store and the scary huge black grocery bagger started stalking me and asking me questions. Anyway, he thought i was three years older than I am. I think he had an IQ of like 75. I donl't know, he wasn;t all right in the head.
I mention that he was black because around here, when you're a little white chick being followed by a big black guy, you run. fast.

 

[SuperCock]

cool

 

[midnightrhose]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4


It's a pipe bomb!
Yey~!


xD
:3  

[SuperCock]

Seph Baelzara

xd
Your username makes me giggle, SuperCock!

Mission Accomplished.

cool

 

[T i f a]

SuperCock's username made me smile. smile  

[Living Disappointments]

SuperCock's username made me look like this. ----> eek and this ----> sweatdrop and finally, this ----> rofl  

[x3 thisismysn x3]

Dictator STD

@Timsn: eh... that kinda sucks
my family has diabetes and I'll probably have it sometime in my life, that's why I eat all the sweets I can right now. My dad gives me a hard time every time though :T

*shrug* It's all good.
I've gotten used to the whole, "Woo, needles" thing by now.  

[SuperCock]

@ T i f a- Hey, your name isn't Nina, by chance is it? I might have your username confused with another "Tifa". Lulz.

@Dissapointments & T i f a- Mission Accomplished.

cool

 

[AmeKisaki]

Living Disappointments

SuperCock's username made me look like this. ----> eek and this ----> sweatdrop and finally, this ----> rofl

me too!
I thought I read in wrong.
I do that a lot.
Like the other day someone had 'feathers' in a strange font, and I thought it said 'lesbians'.
'Why am I covered in feathers?' and 'Why am I covered in lesbians?' are completely different.

 

[midnightrhose]

XD @ Living and Ame
:3  

[AmeKisaki]

Seph Baelzara

O.o
I'm going to try and not figure than one out.
But yeah, that is quite weird.... It could either be a very uncomfortable position, or a dream come true, depending on who it is.

I like to say 'well dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians!'
I think It'd be both.

 

[midnightrhose]

XD
Chocolate and lesbians?
Sweet~!
:3
*giggle*