Guitar Hero Vending Machine Game

[General Snicker-Doodle]

((Easy's good for me. I only play on Medium, but that's alright. It means that I have a life other than sitting in front of the TV playing Guitar Hero.))

You get yesterday's Tom Sawyer!

-Inserts Angus Young-  

[xXA Dead MemoryXx]

you get a guitar that is on fire(WTF?)

::innserts flame gibson skin::  

[-Ninja_Pirate_Bunny-]

::Walks by then nods::
I don't get it. burning_eyes
::Walks away:: neutral  

[General Snicker-Doodle]

You get a guitar pick.

-Inserts the Grim Ripper-  

[Dez Nihvet]

You get Steven Tyler's fake lips. I swear. They MUST be.

-Inserts Gunner Jaxon (GH:OT)-  

[General Snicker-Doodle]

Lol.

You get the ugly lead singer!
Seriously. He could win the world's ugliest man contest.
D=

-Inserts a package of ramen-  

[Dez Nihvet]

((Singer as in Guitar Hero 3's singer,Aersomith's singer,or GH:OT's singer?))

You get the package back (The ramen was eaten by me)

-Inserts Steven Tyler's weird dangly ribbons at the end of his microphone-  

[General Snicker-Doodle]

((All three. He looked like a ******** caveman.))

You get Steven Tyler himself!

-Inserts a motivational poster-  

[Dez Nihvet]

((And my friends say I look like the lead singer...Haha))

You get a flimsy piece of paper that says: "The cake is a lie"

-Inserts a cake recipe and these are some of the ingredients-

Flour
Sugar
Milk
Eggs
Fish shaped crackers
Dirt shaped like fish
Fish shaped candy
All-purpose rhubarb
Sediment shaped sediment
A book called "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare Hands"
(Sorry. I'm a fan of Portal)  

[General Snicker-Doodle]

((Oh, jeez. I'm sure you don't look that much like him, though. No human being has a chin that huge.))

You get one hell of a fishy death cake.

-inserts General Snicker-Doodle-

Yes. I put myself in the vending machine.  

[Dez Nihvet]

((Haha. Yeah,you're right))

You get Aruko_Shinobi. The old me.

-Inserts rocking chair. No,not a chair that rocks back and forth. A chair that has speakers built into it that blares at maximum volume and you can't turn it down-  

[General Snicker-Doodle]

((Yep. Neaderthals went extinct a long time ago. Apparently not in the Guitar Hero world, though. I wonder if the lead singer was formerly from a Geico commercial....))

You get the best stereo system in the world, if you don't believe that you have it already.

-Inserts Black Sabbath-  

[Dez Nihvet]

((Guitar Hero. So easy a caveman can do it.))

You get an even blacker sabbath

-Inserts Freezepop-  

[General Snicker-Doodle]

((I can see it now.))

You get a popsicle and Daft Punk.

-Inserts Sparta-  

[Dez Nihvet]

You get a giant billboard with the words This is Sparta! etched in tiny little letters

-Inserts Invader Zim-