Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

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biohazard extreme: i hate ada! domokun  

[Uenna]

LIAMG-VERONICA

biohazard extreme: i hate ada! domokun

..Does that even count? neutral Bio, you're a RE Character? Can I have yer autograph? biggrin

Eh, I just thought of this one for some reason..

Alfred: *body covered in face paint and such* DEFENSE! WHOO WHOO! DEFENSE! WHOO WHOO!  

[Garcian Smith]

Steve: I LOVE WESKER!  

[Knights of the Realm]

Uenna

LIAMG-VERONICA

biohazard extreme: i hate ada! domokun

..Does that even count? neutral Bio, you're a RE Character? Can I have yer autograph? biggrin

Eh, I just thought of this one for some reason..

Alfred: *body covered in face paint and such* DEFENSE! WHOO WHOO! DEFENSE! WHOO WHOO!

Since when was Biohazard Extreme a Resident Evil Character? Oo And that Alfred one was... just very very funny! ^_^  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Hey, I'm a character! Am I not a character!?

Edit: And for the record, I love Ada, but my girl will always be Jilly.  

[Das Jabberwockie]

Krauser> Screw restoring Umbrella, I'm off to play Tetris. stare  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

DasJabberwockie

Krauser> Screw restoring Umbrella, I'm off to play Tetris. stare

No. Nicholai would play Tetris. Think about it.  

[ReJecT001]

Biohazard EXTREME

DasJabberwockie

Krauser> Screw restoring Umbrella, I'm off to play Tetris. stare

No. Nicholai would play Tetris. Think about it.

Krauser would play Olsen Twins games with Wesker.  

[Darth Moren]

Some things that no Resident Evil characters would ever, ever say:

After dying, and restarting at a save point:

"Hey, haven't I been here already?"

After dying for the twentieth time or so:
Main Character: "Oh, for the love of- Buy the guide! Just buy the damned strategy guide already!!"
Mr. Potatomoto: "I LIKE YOUR MONEY!"


At any point in the game:
"Doesn't it seem overly convenient that there would be ammunition just lying around? And how do this little herbs actually work? And... Is- Is that a health meter?"

Breakin' the fourth wall, man! Breakin' the fourth wall!  

[Garcian Smith]

Chris Redfield: Make love to me wesker!

xd  

[Knights of the Realm]

Biohazard EXTREME

Hey, I'm a character! Am I not a character!?

Edit: And for the record, I love Ada, but my girl will always be Jilly.

no.... you're human. You're the User. Not the Character.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

prince_chameleon

no.... you're human. You're the User. Not the Character.

We'll see about that.

And what's with all the homosexual love jokes from people? I say it as sincerely as I can: It's not funny!

Noobs!  

[Garcian Smith]

Albert at the redfield's front door: Hey guys, patatoe salad?  

[Das Jabberwockie]

Biohazard EXTREME

DasJabberwockie

Krauser> Screw restoring Umbrella, I'm off to play Tetris. stare

No. Nicholai would play Tetris. Think about it.

I did, and if you think about it, Krauser would never play Tetris either, Bio. I doubt he even knows what videogames are. ninja