If Kirby swallowed you, what ability would he gain?

[Pineapple Of Deth]

If he swallowed me he would be.. A amazingly wicked 4chooner.. and he would be awesome to..  

[Zen Rider]

He'd become the most awesome thing ever with mad skills in whatever he does, he'd be an amazing ******** rtist with mad skills, and he'd give out the best d**k ever making all kill themselves if they can't get more!

WHUT! scream  

[Nozama]

He'd gain the ability to hate.  

[Altairno]

He'd get the ability to have super hearing, and super vision...seriously i have amazing vision and hearing.  

[QuestionableMeatProducts]

He would inherit the ability to die alone.  

[Gymnastic]

Kirby's gonna get weak at the sight of cats and be doing flips all round the screen of my DS
xd  

[Bass Beatdown]

The ability of super pissed off and words so full of rage, fire breathe  

[Bleeding Prince]

Tae-Kwon-Doh-Boy

I ask the question, based on your interest, personality, hobbies, talents, what power (s) would Kirby probably gain if he swallowed you?. You can make up powers too, or just use the real ones.

If Kirby swallowed me, he would be eternally drowsy, short sighted and become lazier than usual. On the plus side, he'd know how to weild a heavy-a** sword in the most stylish way possible, and be able to recreate many things that only my imagination could conjure!!. But that's a little bit much icon_sweatdrop.gif... He'd just wear a pair of trendy glasses with non-glare lenses.

yeah, me too. Plus, he would have trouble swallowing me...if he managed to, he would like double his size...if he swallowed my dad, he would explode burning_eyes and this guy is the same as me probably...except my hair sucks...

ZesuBen
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:35 pm

He'd choke. I'm fat. D:

Alternatively, Kirby would have hair that looks awesome no matter what.  

[Diglidi-Dude]

The ability to do lame jokes.

 

[sirius825]

Kirby would have the ability to not have enough gold to get anything good on Gaia. And would become infatuated with dogs.  

[JeremiahX]

A sense of humor, unrivaled by those around him.  

[The Fading Flower]

If I was swallowed by Kirby then Kirby would have wolf abilities and have wings 0-0  

[Radio Jas]

He'd have orange hair. And he'd gain the ability of being a loser. ;D  

[Chaos Shadowwolf]

morning breath  

[problematic briefcase]

He would go NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM and eat everyone.