Equinox Party!

[ShotgunDooM]

PISTOL! I TOLD YOU TO GET THE CIVILIANS OUT OF HERE!  

[PistolDooM]

Sorry, Sarge, but she's strong! She pushed me outta the way like I was nothin'!  

[PlasmaDooM]

*Suddenly, as Berserker is about to deal the finishing blow, the head of the robot separates from the rest of the body*

GAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! YOU SHINK I WOULND FHAD A BLACKUP PAN!?
FOOLSH!!!

ZHISH ISHN'T OVER!!!

*Flies away*

((GAHAHAHAHAAA!!! YOU THINK I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD A BACKUP PLAN!? FOOLS!!!!

THIS ISN'T OVER!!!))  

[ShotgunDooM]

Damnit... he got away...
*rushes over to where Rocky is already trying to dig Brian out of the rubble*
*into radio* Everybody, we've got a man down and trapped in some rubble! We need ta dig 'im out!  

[Gweener]

Really.
What am I going to do with you.

*Yells out the door* So, what's it going to be Plasma? You going to knock off this tirade and possible earn a "paycheck," or does this have to get, uhhh,... uglier!

Jeeze, drunks are so unreliable!  

[RocketDooM]

No need Sarge... I've got him... Jeese... he doesn't look too hot... Sarge, we've got to get him out of here...  

[ShotgunDooM]

Go on son... take him. ... Take Berserker with you...
He might not have noticed those bullets before, but his berserker pack's worn off now... He should be a li'l less cuckoo than normal...

We've gotta do some cleanup here 'fore we go.  

[Announcer Man 5000]

And clean up they did... what industrious little buggers, too!

They repaired everything in a matter of minutes!
Don't you just love the power of Deus Ex Machina!?  

[ChainsawDooM]

... Well... that was interesting...  

[Gweener]

Well, that's much better!
And can you believe I was actually going to give him a sample of my own homemade hooch! *shakes head disappointly*
Now, we have no Santa.
And to think I was just worried if our elf was going to show up.  

[Gweener]

One things for certain. You definitely bring the excitement with you Chainsaw!  

[ChainsawDooM]

That was the plot thing I've been holding in since... whenever it was I said I was going to do it... like... July or something...  

[Gweener]

But seriously, man, someone needs to get that man into rehab or some kind of lock down!?  

[Gweener]

I don't think I'd want our Ambo standing next to him as his helper elf!  

[Gweener]

ChainsawDooM

That was the plot thing I've been holding in since... whenever it was I said I was going to do it... like... July or something...

That was quite spectacular! Good Show, good show. One for the books!