Class 3-Z

[Hetare Ouji]

>BoOM<
Okita Sougo

Good eye, sniper.
I shoot.
You run.

Sensei! These half-books have mysterious-looking sugary substances on them. *picks half-book up with two his fingers, holding it away from himself* It reeks of week-old chocolate parfait.

 

[Sakata Gintoki San]

*Walks over to Okita* "That is my copy." *Exchanges half books with Okita*
"Now lets begin on page 200"  

[Sarutobi Ayame]

Ginpachi-sensei, when are we going to use this page's lesson in our lives?  

[Clouditchi]

*STILL RUNNING AROUND, HORRIFIED* DON'T READ THE BOOK-ARU! WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T DO IT-ARU! IT'S EVIL! IT WILL BURN YOUR EYES!  

[Katsura Kotarou]

My eyes! My eyes! Uuuuugh~!  

[Hetare Ouji]

>BoOM<
Okita Sougo - 3Z

Good eye, sniper.
I shoot.
You run.

*reading aloud from book with eyemask on*
The Just-a-Ways are to be said as the main ingredient in poisonous fried rice... *Eyemask starts to sizzle from it's 'burnage'*

 

[Sakata Gintoki San]

"That's why you need the special glasses at the back of the book." *pulls out a pair of funny looking glasses and puts them on*  

[Katsura Kotarou]

"Oi! What kind of teacher are you?!? You should tell us that before you tell us to read the book! Gah, my eyes!"  

[Hetare Ouji]

>BoOM<
Okita Sougo - 3Z

Good eye, sniper.
I shoot.
You run.

*Peels off sleeping mask* ...Ah-ah, the eyes melted off now. Now it's just a plain red eyemask. *sigh* My chara is all ruined now, sensei... how could you... *cries with no emotion* Waah.

 

[Sakata Gintoki San]

"If you had read the instructions on page one you would have known that pages 151-500 require the use of special glasses."  

[Katsura Kotarou]

"Ginpachi-sensei, you didn't instruct us to read page 1. You told us to skip straight to page 10 because it was a good number to start on when you were trying to pass yourself off as a 'cool' teacher."  

[Sakata Gintoki San]

"Well you should ready every page before the assigned reading, Zura. Every successful student knows that. I'm sure that if Bill Gates had skipped the first 9 pages of his computer book, as his teacher said, he would not be the emperor of the computer programing business that he is today. No, instead he would be a lowly principal like principal Hata."  

[Hetare Ouji]

>BoOM<
Okita Sougo - 3Z

Good eye, sniper.
I shoot.
You run.

*manages to put on special glasses*
"Sensei, did you get your PH.D as a side to your Happy Meal?"

 

[Sarutobi Ayame]

Don't be silly, Okita-san. Ginpachi-sensei wouldn't eat a Happy Meal. It doesn't come with natto.