Biohazard EXTREME's New Caption Contest

[Canas Renvall]

Leon: "Dear Diary. Today was totally lame, I had to put up with Ashley whining my name like another 4,000 times."

Diary: "Dear Leon. How the hell are you typing this without using your hands? What, so you have Wesker's superhuman abilities and Alexia's psychic powers now? Jesus, how did I get wrapped up in this shitheap of a game... And how long did you have to take it from the Merchant to get that kind of shotgun upgrade, huh?"  

[NotteRequiem]

Canas Renvall

Leon: "Dear Diary. Today was totally lame, I had to put up with Ashley whining my name like another 4,000 times."

Diary: "Dear Leon. How the hell are you writing this without using your hands? What, so you have Wesker's superhuman abilities and Alexia's psychic powers now? Jesus, how did I get wrapped up in this shitheap of a game... And how long did you have to take it from the Merchant to get that kind of shotgun upgrade, huh?"

((Um, Canas dear... he's standing at a Typewriter.....))  

[Canas Renvall]

(Typing, writing... It's similar enough. Edited anyway though. xd )  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Leon: "Dear Diary. Today was totally lame, I had to put up with Ashley whining my name like another 4,000 times."

Ashley: "LEON!!! I'M HUNGRY! MY FEET HURT! THE GANADOS TOUCHED ME IN MY DANGER ZONE! MY CLOTHES ARE FILTHY! *drone drone drone*"

Leon: "For any other adventurers that find this diary entry, please rescue me..."  

[XINVADER]

Leon: "Dear Diary. Today was totally lame, I had to put up with Ashley whining my name like another 4,000 times."

Ashley: "Leon! We were having sex! What did you expect me to do?!"

Leon: "P.S. She's even annoying in bed... and for the record, I was rohypnolled."  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Leon: "Dear Diary. Today was totally lame, I had to put up with Ashley whining my name like another 4,000 times."

Ashley: "Leoooon! Does this shirt make my boobs look big!?"

Leon: "She's such an airhead, too. She can't even take a hint that boobs don't interest me."  

[NotteRequiem]

((I'd like to say for the record that this is the funniest caption contest I've seen yet. I'm HOWLING at all of these!!! xd ))  

[Kenshin1387]

NotteRequiem

((I'd like to say for the record that this is the funniest caption contest I've seen yet. I'm HOWLING at all of these!!! xd ))

And I was worried that my picture and caption wasn't that good! Glad to know that people liked it, I suppose I will wait another day before picking the winner. I am going to have a tough time choosing, they have all been pretty hilarious!  

[NotteRequiem]

Well, Kenshin, there are ony 5 or so entries, so I'd wait a FEW days before judging! Haha, there are still a couple of regulars who haven't posted anything yet... perhaps they're waiting for the caption muse to hit them. heart  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

Leon: Dear Diary. Today was totally lame, I had to put up with Ashley whining my name like another 4,000 times.
Ashley: Leon! Leon! Leon! Leon! Leon! Leon!
Leon: P.S. I am quite certain this will be my last entry.
Ashley: Mission accomplished...
Leon: What was that?
Ashley: Leon! Leon! Leon! Leon!
Leon:
Ashley: Finally...

A nice long one for my comeback.  

[REaceofclubs]

[I would post, but so far I've got nothin' for this one XD Everybody took mine!]  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

You mean at every idea you came up with was more or less what everyone else put?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

It was the same thing for me, with the first couple of captions, so I said, "Damn, they're taking my ideas. I need to post one now."  

[bbaIla]

Leon: "Dear Diary. Today was totally lame, I had to put up with Ashley whining my name like another 4,000 times."

Ashley: Honey come back to bed

Leon: I knew i shouldnt have taken that overtime. gonk

(I know i know i made it for comical purposes not to make sense.)  

[John The Baptist Seed]

Leon: "Dear Diary. Today was totally lame, I had to put up with Ashley whining my name like another 4,000 times."
Ashley: "Leon! Leon! Leon! LEON!"

Leon: "I wonder how much the Merchant would buy her for." -sighs- "I think I'm going to need therapy after this." neutral




(Somewhere else, the Merchant just killed himself whee My best attempt :/)