Corrupt A Wish (C'mon... you know you want to...)

[Zahzi]

Granted. But now you have to do all of the dishes instead...  

[BlackCandy705]

Your imaginary wish is granted, but it shatters before you can achieve it.

I wish I could go grab some candy....  

[Zahzi]

Granted...Why are you ripping your hair out..?

I wish I had a rubber band!!  

[BlackCandy705]

Oh haha, I get it...

Granted, but the rubber band pops you in the eye and you have to wear an eyepatch (SEXY!!!)

I wish I could read every book I wanted in my lifetime ( gonk THERE'S TOO MANY!! SO MANY!!! THEY'RE MOCKING ME!!!)....  

[Zahzi]

(Wait...I'm already wearing one...)

Granted. But a brush-fire burns it all up...

I wish I had a match to light something with...  

[BlackCandy705]

You....BURNED.... MY....BOOKS?!?!

ok Zahzi...*puts on gloves*...now you really need to die....

Granted, but I steal it and use it to burn your body when I'm done..

I wish I had some ductape, saran wrap, a few knives, some drills, a large cooler full of ice, a table, and some firewood....  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But FedEx got the order wrong, and you just got the cooler...

I wish I knew exactly how bad my impending doom is...  

[BlackCandy705]

Tch. Stupid FedEx. I won't be able to restock my old stuff then when I'm done...
And I'll have to use the rusty drills.... *shrugs*

Granted, but you don't have enough time to save yourself from it.

tsk tsk tsk, I wish people would realize that destroying my stuff is a supreme no-no....  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But I found a loop-hole in the system, and therefore, cannot be harmed!

I wish I had a camera.  

[BlackCandy705]

Riiight, we'll see after I'm done k?
*fires up drills*

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish I had power thirst... omg..look that up on youtube. It's freaking hilarious.... 400 BABIES!!  

[Zahzi]

I know...That's one of the funniest things I've seen...Well, that and this too.

Granted. But Mother Nature retaliates this time!

I wish more people I knew played on PSU on the 360...  

[BlackCandy705]

.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

Granted, but they turn out to be snobbish jerks or gay....

I wish that Snark would stop talking to that stupid, emo, depressive, feels sorry for herself ALL THE TIME, yells at people when they don't beg at her feet, I WANT TO CHOKE THE LIVING SH*T OUT OF HER, Dai Luna Rose....

*squeezes stress ball*  

[Zahzi]

Granted. Now she starts talking to you instead of Snark.

I wish I had monday off this week...  

[BlackCandy705]

Dude.....I sooo had a dream you would post that.... scary.....

I actually wish she would...But Snark said I'm not allowed to talk to her anymore because apparently, I've "made her cry about 3 times".

Well b*tch, get ready to cry some more. I'm not done until you've cried AT LEAST 5 times more....

Granted, but you have to work the weekend too now...

I wish that my dad could find my book and give it back to me....*squeezes stress ball*  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But then Killer Space Zombie Ninjas of Doom take it, mistaking it for a map of salvation...

...Didn't see that coming, did ya?

I wish I had the ability to launch one nuke...Just to blow up either North Korea, or Canada...