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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:41 pm
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:42 pm
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:25 pm
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:06 am
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:56 pm
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:18 pm
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:27 pm
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 8:57 am
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:02 am
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 4:51 pm
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Â Then it happened,
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:22 am
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There was bananas
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:00 am
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There was bananas. Thousands of them.
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 4:26 pm
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:32 am
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world!
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:40 am
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced.
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