*The Wish Game*

[Ikataru]

Granted! You even get the chance to go Japan to see it.

I wish...........my fingers were never cold.

 

[purpleravenhawk]

Your fingers are never cold. But now they're always hot.

I wish I had more than two days off this week.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Your boss gets fired by the higher-ups, and her replacement gives everyone a 3-week vacation with pay.

I wish I had a secret underground laboratory.  

[Moonracer]

You've just won a secret underground lab all those that built it, designed it, and had anything to do with it including giving it to you will be killed or have already been. Now it's up to you to secretly furnish it.

I wish it wasn't so freakin cold in the basement during the winter.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

You suddenly have your very own portible heating unit.

I wish I had all the time in the world to do everything a want.  

[Ikataru]

Granted!!! But....you're on a deserted island.

I wish... I could decide which desert I want to eat.

 

[xwhateverxdudex]

You make your choise and are never allowed to eat anything but that ever again.

I wish I owned an island.  

[Ikataru]

Granted, but the island is filled with man-eating marshmallows.

I wish.....I was a magician.

 

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted - but during one of your performances, you make the entire worlds population disapear.

I wish I could find and horribly kill every one thats ever made a computer virus.  

[Ikataru]

.....Is that really a bad thing?

Granted!!!!! Your wish comes true, however...you become a world renowned hero and are so showered with attention that you go crazy and kill yourself.


I wish.......my house would clean itself.

 

[xwhateverxdudex]

You get a "smart house", that goes heywire and starts telling you what to do.

I wish a was a computer genius.  

[Ikataru]

Granted, but the computer knowledge knocks out all other knowledge leaving you mentally retarded when it comes to any other subject.

I wish....my husband wasn't acting crazy right now. @_@;;;

 

[xwhateverxdudex]

He gets shot with a tranquilizer gun.

I wish my headache would go away.  

[Ikataru]

Granted. Now you have a stomach ache.

I wish.........my foot wasn't asleep.

 

[purpleravenhawk]

Your foot wakes up and starts talking to you.

I wish I never got sick. Ever.