Resident Evil Professions

[Canas Renvall]

Family: eek "Uhh... that's fine, we can get it..."

HUNK: "*shoves them aside* The mission isn't complete yet."  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

*HUNK Places down a claymore mine with a piece of cheese on it*

Family: What's that?

HUNK: A Mouse trap.  

[Alkaizer87]

I always pictured hunk as a demolition guy.

Hunk: You called?

Cop: We havea situation, the robbers have two pistols up to the hostages's head's and....where are you going?

Hunk in the sewers a few minutes later.

Hunk: thant should do it.*climbs our of manhole. And presses detonater.*

Cop: Hey! the hostages! *ground under the robbers blows upwards, and if they're not dead they're laying in the sewers half way dead.*

Hunk: What about the hostages? I thought they were expendible.  

[MadamTarantula]

I've pictured Barry as a truck driver...

Jill: Barry? Where's Barry?

*pan to Barry decked out in flannel and a trucker cap, driving an 18-wheeler complete with horns on the front and mudflaps with Yosemite Sam on them*

I think that's what happened to Barry. sweatdrop  

[Alkaizer87]

To me barry would be jsutthat, or the new owner of the Jill's Sandwitches restaurant.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Barry could be a Bear mascot at the local amusement park. He'd be like... Beary.

 

[MadamTarantula]

Alkaizer87

To me barry would be jsutthat, or the new owner of the Jill's Sandwitches restaurant.

That was an awesome easter egg in Dead Rising.

@Bio: Someone...drew a furry version of Barry? eek  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Evidently.  

[Canas Renvall]

Barry as a rotweiler, huh? I always thought he'd be something more... family-oriented. xd

But I heart furries. It's my secret shame. ...That isn't so secret anymore. D:  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Oh god... You kids (who like furries) need help. That's it, you're not allowed to play Star Fox games anymore.  

[Canas Renvall]

B-But Star Fox is such a good SNES game! And it hardly has any real pictures of Fox! Please, Bio? Pleeeeease? gonk

Btw, happy 100th post! biggrin

...

PLEEEEASE BIO crying  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Okay, okay. Ammendment: You may play a Star Fox game if it precedes the GameCube/DS generation.
None of this for you:  

[Canas Renvall]

Krystal's a whore. D: She's just begs "Do me", which just... isn't a turn-on. ...Sometimes. >_>  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

That's why you're not allowed to play those games.  

[Canas Renvall]

I can live with that. Just so long as I can play the original Star Fox. It's my favorite in the series. biggrin