Demon Dreadnought Ragnarok

[Anakoni]

*he continues swinging at Jack*

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[MasterHan]

Jack suddenly stops and yells out,

" ZA WARUDO!"

Everything in the room inverts in color and stays motionless...for you see, Time has stopped. Although, Jack is able to move as he pleases. He walks right next to Miso, cracks his knuckles and swings at Miso's Face, but before his fist meets contact with Miso's face, he yells out again,

" ZA WARUDO!"

And time resumes.  

[Anakoni]

*For an instant, everything seems to slow down as Jack's fist is about to make contact. His eyes quickly glance at jack, and his pupils become very small. he leans back, and a flurry of red energy surrounds him, send Jack sliding backwards* DRAGON INSTALL!!! (DLAHGUN EHNSTALLU!!!)*he screams as he flashes black and white. he begins flashing red as he charges at an incredible speed towards Jack*  

[YoruTaro]

*dresses up as a school girl* please both of you stop. Cant we just be friends?  

[Anakoni]

*He looks over at Ryu, and waves his hand to the side* GUN FLAME! -GAUHN FLAYMEH!- *A streak of fire blasts Ryu into the wall, and he turns to continue his charge at Jack. he quickly crouchs, and gives Jack an uppercut VOLCANIC VIPER! -VULCAHNIK VYPEAIR!- *He goes flying up towards the ceiling, bringing Jack with him, both are surrounded by flames. he finally lands, and cruchs down, apparently dizzy from this. he was COMPLETELY DEFENSELESS*  

[MasterHan]

Jack land perfectly on his feet.

" Alright old man, you've pissed me off enough!"

He jumps into the air, and lands on top of Miso with a steamroller.
Jack bends his back and shrieks out:

" WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jack then punches the steam roller 24 times, and then hits it with his elbow, making the steam roller explode on Miso.

(( ))  

[Anakoni]

*He slowly rises from the wreckage of the steamroller, stumbling a little bit, his clothes tattered* THATS IT! YOU WANNA CRUSH PEOPLE WITH STUFF, HUH?! *With that, he opens a portal to hell, and leaps into it, closing it behind him.*  

[MasterHan]

Jack brushes himself off.

" Whew...all that really took away my energy. I'm going to have to slumber for another few days or so before I gain all of it back..."  

[Anakoni]

*A new portal opens...On the surface of the moon. Miso climbs out, A psychotic look on his face* HE'S GETTING A MAJOR CUT OF HIS SALARY FOR THIS!!! *he jumps thousands of feet off of the surface, then comes hurtling back down, kicking the moon with an incredible force and sneding it hurtling towards the planet.* FWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! *he does a back flip, and pulling out his pistol, he sets it to Giga mode, and fires it at full power...in the opposite direction of the moon. Doing so causes him to slam into the moon, and propel it at an even greater speed. It was just reaching the atmosphere, it's target: Jack.*  

[MasterHan]

As Jack is walking towards the door, he hears a strange noise...slowly getting louder and louder.

" That's strange..."

He walks to the window and looks.

"...Oh s**t."  

[Anakoni]

*the moon bashes into the room Jack is in, hitting him and then curving straight up, heading back for space, with Jack on the surface.*  

[MasterHan]

Jack, being temporarily unconscious due to the moon hitting him, is floated away into space on the moon.  

[YoruTaro]

-.-... *throws marshmallows at them*  

[Anakoni]

*He comes floating over to Jack, a Keyboard strapped to his back* Get up! Don't just lay there, get up and fight me! *he flips the keyboard in front of him* Draw your Gitaroo!  

[MasterHan]

As Jack stands up wearily, he pulls out a Guitar Gitaroo.

" You want to...have Gitaroo fight?! IT'S ON!"

Jack starts wailing on the guitar.