—¤÷(Dude, where's my____?)÷¤—

[Misty Marina]

You'll need more then another half~


Dude, where's my lipstick?

 

[The Delirium Trigger]

On my lips.

Dude, where's my brand new Viper SRT-10?!  

[Misty Marina]

Totalled (I hope I got that right!)~


Dude, where's my package?

 

[The Delirium Trigger]

Right here.

Dude, where's my hundred bucks?  

[Misty Marina]

You weren't worth it! rofl

Dude, where's my new house you promised me?

 

[The Delirium Trigger]

Haha, what, MY new house?

Dude, where's my thousand bucks?  

[Misty Marina]

Uhhh..I went to this strip club last night~


Dude, where's my better half?

 

[The Delirium Trigger]

I ate her.

Dude, where's my left foot?  

[Misty Marina]

In your mouth!


Dude, where's my TV?

 

[The Delirium Trigger]

I stole it.

Dude, where are my tires?  

[Misty Marina]

Had to be tossed, they were slashed~


Dude, where's my kiss?

 

[The Delirium Trigger]

You weren't worth it. rofl

Dude, where are my feelings?!  

[Misty Marina]

Sir, you never had any feelings to begin with!


Dude, where's my ball & chain?

 

[The Delirium Trigger]

I took 'em for fear of my safety.

Dude, where's my fox?  

[Misty Marina]

Lol..it was too sly for you!

Dude, where's my respect?