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 Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:42 pm
your mama so stupid took paper and taped it on the tv and called it paper view. heart
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:10 pm
yo mama so ugly freddy kruger has nightmares of here
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:16 pm
Yo mama so stupid that when she got locked in a market place she starved to death
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:17 pm
Yo mama so fat that when she died heaven fell down
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:52 pm
Yo mama is so ghetto when she breast feeds koolaid comes out (lol im not racist in any way)
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:13 am
ur mama is so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
ur mama is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund..
ur mama is so fat she eats al you can eat buffets for breakfast
ur mama is so fat she eats bscuits like tic tacs
ur mama is so ugly she turned medusa to stone
ur mama is so ugly when she looks in a mirror it doesnt break.. is kicks her in the shins and runs away
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:54 am
aznZomg OK WHO EVER I THINK HAS THE BEST YO MAMA JOKE WILL RECIEVE 1K OR ITEMS AT THE END OF THE MONTH I WILL SELECT 3 WINNERS AN POST IT ON MY PROFILE FOR ANY1 WHO WANTS TO SEE ALSO YOU CAN POST AS MANY JOKES AS YOU WANT SO YOU CAN GET MORE CHANCES TO WIN AND DONT POST SOME STUPID RANDOM STUFF HERE 1ST PLACE: 1000 GOLD OR ITEMS WORTH 1K 2ND PLACE: 500 OR ITEMS WOTRTH 500 3RD PLACE: 100 OR ITEMS WORTH 100 NOW GO MAKE SOME MAMA JOKES!!! NOTE: YOU WILL NOT BE REPORTED FOR ANY BAD LANGUAGEIM SHORTENING IT TO JULY 25 THESE R THE ONES I LIKE SO FAR BY DJ RULE:your mama so fat i put a quarter in her and snacks came out Enter Uzername Herez:Yo mama so stupid she stuck a light bulb up her butt and said I got the power! angel-sayanna-20: yo momma is so fat when she went to the beach the whales came out and started singing "we are family!!" try to beat that ^_^ TODAY IS DA LAST DAY TO POST UR JOKES
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:57 am
Yo Mama so dumb she steals from free food stalls
Yo mama so fat when Santa Clause saw her he said I'm not going to that country
Yo mama so dumb she sold her only car for gas money
Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning
Lol
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:41 am
yo mama is so old her breast milk is powder
yo mama is so fat when she fell down i wasnt laughing but the ground was cracking up
yo mama is so dumb she puts make up on her forehead to make up her mind
yo mama is so dumb she steals free samples
yo mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued
yo mama is so dumb when she went to disney land the sign said disney land left and she went home
yo mama is so stupid she puts paper on the tv and says look were watching paperview
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:27 pm
Yo mamma so fat, she steps on the scale, and it screams, "DAMN!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:25 pm
yo mama so stupid she returned a puzzle because she said it was broken.
yo mama so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said "sorry no professionals."
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:27 pm
if you pm me i can give you about a million of these jokes.
yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whale sufficated.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:12 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:49 pm
1.yo mama so stupid she got ran over by a parked car
2.yo mama so stupid she put paper on the t.v. tp wach paperview
3.yo mama so fat she didnt fit in the hole of death in 300
4.yo mama so stupid she traded her hause for a penny
biggrin rofl cool lol lol
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:58 pm
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