Corrupt a Wish

[Majicaster2]

Granted, but you stopped just when you had the laptop in your hands.

I wish that I had an actual kiki kitty.  

[CertifiedRobotLover]

Granted, but she turns out to be a diva, then transforms into a viscious murder.

I wanna cosplay as Kiki Kitty... murder version.  

[Tamago1]

Granted,but then they think YOUR the murder herself and arrest you.
I wish for world peace,meaning no poverty or wars!!!  

[Maximum Chaos]

Granted, but then hundreds of natural disasters happen all over the world at the same time, and everyone dies anyway.

I wish I had a chocolate donut.  

[Tamago1]

granted,but it was poisoned,and you DIED!!
I wish i went to Japan  

[Majicaster2]

Granted, but on your plane ride, it crash landed into some random place in Japan, leaving you to die.

I wish that my rubix cube didn't stall on me.  

[Tamago1]

Granted,but it broke!
I wish you would all do the Hare hare yukai!!  

[MiniTeaCakes]

Granted, but then everyone cathes on fire and you die of lonlieness.
Oh, and I wish I could draw and it not suck...  

[Tamago1]

granted, But then you draw ALL the time and your hand pretty much DIES
I wish I had Ninja powers  

[CertifiedRobotLover]

granted, but I kill you out of jealously.

I wish that it wasn't so hot where I lived.  

[sweetpie-devil]

Granted, instead everything froze solid

wish summer would go on longer  

[Tamago1]

Granted,but it got SO hot everything burned!
I wish that Gaia would start camp chaos already!  

[Majicaster2]

Granted, but on the first second it started, your account got banned.

I wish that I was able to go into the battleground x.x  

[CertifiedRobotLover]

Granted, but once you get there you realize it sux and you can't leave.

I wish the event was better.  

[Tamago1]

granted,but when it did,your account was BANNED.
I wish you all had CAKE!!!