If I wanted a girlfriend... (The Shitty Ex Thread)

[[Kegan]]

It really pisses a guy off when you don't let him feed you.  

[Xathoa]

Super Cheesio

The Vorpal Tom

I've got a couple of stories... I've got one girl that I loved for years, all through high school and even now, after. Even to the point where I seriously considered, after she broke up with her boyfriend a few months ago, being with her and helping her take care of her kid with him. But, she's only ever thought of me as a brother and friend, and, if what other people I think I can trust say, she thinks I am a pathetic person for sticking around her for so long. She had led me on for months after I told her that I liked her, saying she was trying to decide.

Then, I've got my most recent ex, whom I found out, though I still don't understand the entire story, was I believe cheating WITH me our entire relationship. But I had thought that we actually had a relationship. Nearly drove me over the edge, that one.

Bleh, can't women be HONEST?!?!

Nope. Never.

... LIES!

 

[Orphie]

Elemental Draconis

Super Cheesio

The Vorpal Tom

I've got a couple of stories... I've got one girl that I loved for years, all through high school and even now, after. Even to the point where I seriously considered, after she broke up with her boyfriend a few months ago, being with her and helping her take care of her kid with him. But, she's only ever thought of me as a brother and friend, and, if what other people I think I can trust say, she thinks I am a pathetic person for sticking around her for so long. She had led me on for months after I told her that I liked her, saying she was trying to decide.

Then, I've got my most recent ex, whom I found out, though I still don't understand the entire story, was I believe cheating WITH me our entire relationship. But I had thought that we actually had a relationship. Nearly drove me over the edge, that one.

Bleh, can't women be HONEST?!?!

Nope. Never.

... LIES!

No... no... They've got it right. Women can never be honest.  

[Kuzodav]

[Kegan]

It really pisses a guy off when you don't let him feed you.

I can imagine.  

[Demon0fMists]

Sorry about what happened to you, real harsh, and the guys a douche.

I can't really say I know the experiance, been single 14 years, and enjoying it cool  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

Orphie

Elemental Draconis

Super Cheesio

The Vorpal Tom

I've got a couple of stories... I've got one girl that I loved for years, all through high school and even now, after. Even to the point where I seriously considered, after she broke up with her boyfriend a few months ago, being with her and helping her take care of her kid with him. But, she's only ever thought of me as a brother and friend, and, if what other people I think I can trust say, she thinks I am a pathetic person for sticking around her for so long. She had led me on for months after I told her that I liked her, saying she was trying to decide.

Then, I've got my most recent ex, whom I found out, though I still don't understand the entire story, was I believe cheating WITH me our entire relationship. But I had thought that we actually had a relationship. Nearly drove me over the edge, that one.

Bleh, can't women be HONEST?!?!

Nope. Never.

... LIES!

No... no... They've got it right. Women can never be honest.

This sentence just sent me into a pit of eternal suffering where I spend the rest of my days trying to decipher the true meaning.  

[Harusame Mizukishi]

woah... O_o

This thread moved quick...  

[Orphie]

Wantcookie

Orphie

Elemental Draconis

Super Cheesio

The Vorpal Tom

I've got a couple of stories... I've got one girl that I loved for years, all through high school and even now, after. Even to the point where I seriously considered, after she broke up with her boyfriend a few months ago, being with her and helping her take care of her kid with him. But, she's only ever thought of me as a brother and friend, and, if what other people I think I can trust say, she thinks I am a pathetic person for sticking around her for so long. She had led me on for months after I told her that I liked her, saying she was trying to decide.

Then, I've got my most recent ex, whom I found out, though I still don't understand the entire story, was I believe cheating WITH me our entire relationship. But I had thought that we actually had a relationship. Nearly drove me over the edge, that one.

Bleh, can't women be HONEST?!?!

Nope. Never.

... LIES!

No... no... They've got it right. Women can never be honest.

This sentence just sent me into a pit of eternal suffering where I spend the rest of my days trying to decipher the true meaning.

I was hoping someone would catch on. wink  

[Sir Codin]

Orphie

Elemental Draconis

Super Cheesio

The Vorpal Tom

I've got a couple of stories... I've got one girl that I loved for years, all through high school and even now, after. Even to the point where I seriously considered, after she broke up with her boyfriend a few months ago, being with her and helping her take care of her kid with him. But, she's only ever thought of me as a brother and friend, and, if what other people I think I can trust say, she thinks I am a pathetic person for sticking around her for so long. She had led me on for months after I told her that I liked her, saying she was trying to decide.

Then, I've got my most recent ex, whom I found out, though I still don't understand the entire story, was I believe cheating WITH me our entire relationship. But I had thought that we actually had a relationship. Nearly drove me over the edge, that one.

Bleh, can't women be HONEST?!?!

Nope. Never.

... LIES!

No... no... They've got it right. Women can never be honest.

LOLICWATUDIDTHAR.  

[Meta_Fish]

My girlfriend was giving me head and then we hit a bump and she chomped off my c**k.  

[dragn99]

Meta_Fish

My girlfriend was giving me head and then we hit a bump and she chomped off my c**k.

They can reattach it man. Happened to one dude. His wife cut it off with a kitchen knife, ditched it out the car window quarter mile from home, cops found it, doctors doctored it.
Apparently he's a pornstar now.  

[Meta_Fish]

dragn99

Meta_Fish

My girlfriend was giving me head and then we hit a bump and she chomped off my c**k.

They can reattach it man. Happened to one dude. His wife cut it off with a kitchen knife, ditched it out the car window quarter mile from home, cops found it, doctors doctored it.
Apparently he's a pornstar now.

Frankendick.
That'd be all good and well but she's a swallower. redface  

[J of The Wind]

Meta_Fish

dragn99

Meta_Fish

My girlfriend was giving me head and then we hit a bump and she chomped off my c**k.

They can reattach it man. Happened to one dude. His wife cut it off with a kitchen knife, ditched it out the car window quarter mile from home, cops found it, doctors doctored it.
Apparently he's a pornstar now.

Frankendick.
That'd be all good and well but she's a swallower. redface

Well, there goes my appetite for Hot dogs today.

Now when I see them im gonna be thinking about Fish as Frankendick.
FFFFUUUUU-  

[The Vorpal Tom]

ZOMG... that was hilarious...  

[BlueSparker]

*stops eating hotdog*
...meh
*keep eating hotdog*