Corrupt a Wish 8D

[Jenitorturer]

Granted, but you get mugged and all your cash is lost.

I wish I could find the USB cable for my camera. =/

 

[Jlneo]

Granted, but then you lose your camera.

I wish I could make CD's, and stick every Nightwish song possible on one CD.  

[Jenitorturer]

Granted, the songs are all terrible quality because you bought a cheap CD XD

I wish I could have a new PC.

 

[Jlneo]

Granted, but then it breaks down and explodes as soon as you turn it on.

I wish for the Fatal Frame games so I can plays them. >w<  

[Jenitorturer]

(Reminds me of a Final Destination scene! gonk )

Granted, but the ghosts from the game pop out of your screen and kill you. XDD

I wish my poops came out soft and tender and wouldn't hurt so much. gonk

 

[Jlneo]

( rofl rofl rofl )

Granted, but then it makes a huge mess. >.>

I wish I could go to an actual concert besides the Border Bash that's before the stupid football games every September.  

[Jenitorturer]

( Lols at the emotes. )

Granted, but you can only go to Miley Cyrus concerts ! ninja

I wish I was flexible.

 

[Jlneo]

(Oh god...Miley Cirus-only concerts would KILL me!)

Granted, but then your bones get twisted in all of the wrong ways.

I wish Nightwish could teach Miley Cirus a lesson! >8D  

[Jenitorturer]

(I'm beginning to think we're some of the most active people in this guild LOL.)

(Evil ! gonk )

Granted, but unfortunately, Miley Cyrus overwhelms Nightwish with her annoying songs D:

I wish January would come already so I can celebrate my birthday =/

 

[Jlneo]

(xD Yeah. XDDDD)

(Me not evil...Well okay, sometimes I am. >3))

Nooo!

Granted, but then all you get for your birthday is tickets to a Miley Cyrus Concert. >D

I wish we didn't have progress reports coming next Friday for school. t-t  

[LordKhrima]

Granted, but only because you're expelled from school next Tuesday.

I wish I didn't have like ten hours of home work to do this weekend.  

[Jenitorturer]

Granted, but now you have 2 days of homework to do this weekend. 8D

I wish my boobs were bigger.

 

[Saga Shadow]

granted, but then you also get really fat.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but then all of the grass dies the next day.

I wish my parents would just LET ME GO TO THE FAIR ALREADY!!!  

[LordKhrima]

Granted, but they don't let you come back.

I wish I had pork chops right now.