Corrupt a Wish

[King Geek]

Granted, but it's so squishy you get sucked into it and regurgitated as a spew of blood and gore, lol NOES reference.

I wish I has a time traveling Delorean.  

[Saga Shadow]

You get stuck in time, and there's no Doc to help you

I wish my computer was running quicker  

[King Geek]

Granted, but your computer grows legs and runs away. Jeez, what did you expect?

I wish I had a dead dog.  

[FiliaFlammae]

Cameron Edgewood

I wish I has a time traveling Delorean.

That was totally my wish two pages ago, haha.

Granted. You have a zombie dog that attacks you in your sleep and eats your brain.

I wish I were an Animorph.  

[Saga Shadow]

The government captures you and puts you through many horribly embarassing and painful tests.

I wish I could find more webcomics to read.  

[King Geek]

Granted, but they all suck.

I wish Beavis and Butt-Head would have more episodes.  

[Saga Shadow]

Granted, but they're rediculously censored.

I wish I could know what I got on the ACT sooner! COME ON! 5-8 WEEKS!?  

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted. They speed through the processing and miss every other question. Have fun finding a decent college with that failing grade.

I wish my computer were fixed. Bleh.  

[King Geek]

Granted, but he beats you up afterward, because even computers don't like to get neutered.

I wish I had a pencil sharpener.  

[Jackal McFluffybutt]

Granted, but it's an alien pencil sharpener, and you aren't able to use it without taking off your arm.

I wish for a nother gamecube controller that works  

[King Geek]

Granted, but it only works the corners.

I wish I had a Zelda 3 cartridge.  

[Saga Shadow]

granted, but it malfunctions and explodes

I wish I could see the future!  

[00Shoe]

Granted, but the entire future becomes a mirror and everything reverses.

I wish everything wasn't so busy (damn olympics...)  

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted. You just froze time, but yourself along with it, and you're the only one that knows it's frozen and you can't unfreeze yourself.

On that note, I wish for complete control over time. Like Molly Moon!  

[Saga Shadow]

Granted, but instead you get control of time like Hiro Nakamura, and die of a brain tumor.

I wish my nose wasn't stuffed up