NEKO CITY/INTERNET CITY

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

*But it misses the only female participant on account of it being not programmed for fauns, and hits an unfortunately obese male bystander, scarring everyone*

*plugs KeJoRo's, Rush's and my good self's ears, before producing a Pokeball*

Go! Series-laws breaking Zetta Lapras! Use "Perish Song"!

*Ghost Lyfe, Seraphim and Drake have three turns to live. Attack works because Perish Song is a perfectly normal attack, and not godmodish in the least (unlike appromiately 33% of the opposition)*  

[Best Fapper Alive]

(Uh....alright?)
"Alright let me take care of Lapras at least.
infordio."
*Ghost's roses grow and dig underground and come out near Lapras.
*The roses cross over Lapras's back and over it's mouth creating a sort of restraint over it.
(So this counts as a turn?)  

[drake fukiyamo]

Yikes!!time for a personality switch!!
*shifts personalities to Willie, stopping the perish song*
Ok, you got a lapras? well beat this!!
*Brings out Raichu*
Raichu, Brick Break!!  

[Best Fapper Alive]

(Is this a pokemon battle or wat?Cuz I'm confused, I would've brought out my Flaffy)  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

(Well, considering the fight so far, pretty much anything goes. So a Pokemon battle isn't out of order)

/Lapras takes MASSIVE DAMAGE, ending up with about 50HP

Lapras, return!

/Lapras returns. Another Pokeball is thrown

Go, Flame! Use Earthquake!

/The Typhlosion somehow causes an earthquake by stamping on the ground or something

/Ghost Lyfe has two turns left.  

[Best Fapper Alive]

"What the...isn't it a fire type?Who cares."
*The roses throw Lappras*  

[drake fukiyamo]

Yeah, but it can learn earthquake
*raichu faints*
OK, take this!!
*throws out Feraligator, then switches back to drake personality*
i'm baaack!!Crikey, use Hydro Pump!!  

[An Illusionary Innocence]

Hehe!
||summons my pokeballs||
GO! CHUCK NORRIS AND DIALGA!!!
||Chuck Norris and Dialga appear out of their pokeballs||
CHUCK NORRIS! USE ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
DIALGA! USE TIME ******** ******** reverses the effects of Perish song on me, and removes it effect on me||
XD

 

[Best Fapper Alive]

"My last turn..."
*Uses roses to strike Lady Gryfalcon*  

[KeJoRo]

*Unplugs ears*

Wow, this battle's heating up.

*Using free hand, grabs a single pokéball*

Spearow, go!

*The abnormally high-level Spearow takes form*

Spearow, Fury Attack!

*The spearow charges at Seraphim pecking at him with undying fury*

Now, where was I? Ah yes.

*Charges with Redfang raised in an offensive stance*  

[An Illusionary Innocence]

||Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the Spearow, causing it to instantly faint from the pure epicness of the attack||
Another one bites the dust... thanks Chuck Norris...
DIALGA! USE ROAR! OF! TIME!!!
||Dialga fires his Roar of Time, obliterating KeJoRo||

 

[drake fukiyamo]

*throws another Pokeball*
Go, Ginger!!
*Gengar pops out*
Use Shadow Ball!!
*Hits Gyrfaclon*  

[KeJoRo]

KeJoRo managed to block some of the attack, but it was too powerful to take most of it and was sent several feet backward.

Ok, you need a lesson to be taught to you.

*Summons Bruce Lee back from the grave*

Get him, Lee.

*Bruce Lee battles Chuck Norris in an epic duel, but, eventually, Chuck Norris falls, his leg and neck broken*

Thank you, Lee, you may return to peace.

*Bruce Lee returns to the astral plane*

Now, about that Dialga.

*Casts cone of silence at Dialga*

Let's see how you are in a physical battle.  

[drake fukiyamo]

*uses max revive on Chuck Norris*
Live Chuck Norris, LIVE!!!
*Chuck Norris is fully healed*
BOO-YAH!!  

[KeJoRo]

*Casts implode on Chuck Norris*

That's what you get for being more epic in jokes than you are in real life stare