k so my friends say im the most mature of all of us "OMG! A COOKIE MINE!!!" pushes person and stabs eats cookie! "YUM! NO WAIT DONT TAKE ME AWAY!" gets taken away by cops still eating cookie
to make you laugh eh? it would be easier if i saw you in real life, its hard to make people laugh over the internet ummmmmmm CRAP
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:14 pm
i got somethin 4 ya heres a remix of eminems song slim shady by icp for eminem dissin themits called slim a**s and if this doesnt work then watch the video at
Eminem huh? You wanna dis us? You wanna dis Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid? Well here goes a remix From us to you This is the truth about Slim a**s Hi, my name is what? My name is who? My name is Slim a**s Hi, my name is huh? My name is what? My name is the fudgepacker Hi, my name is what? (Excuse me) My name is who? My name is the nut licker Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your a**?) My name is who? (My name is what) My name is the buttsniffer Hi, kids do you like a**s? I let Dr. Dre fill up my butt for one chance to be famous (Uh huh) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah) Try acid and get your butt pumped out like I did My brains dead weight I'm tryin to get my head straight But I can't figure out Which Backstreet Boy I wanna impregnate? Dr. Dre said Slim Shady you a cutie (Uh huh) I'll give you a deal let me up in that booty (OK!) Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt (Yup) Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off She don't know how to do Tommy Lee I'd suck his d**k off Hi, my a**s who? My a**s what? My a**s it gets tapped dawg Hi, my a**s (Excuse me) My a**s My a**s every now and then gets plugged up Hi, my a**s (Can I have the attention of your a**?) My a**s My a**s is occasionally reamed out Hi, my a**s who? My a**s what? My a**s really needs to be filled up My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide I pinched his a** He winked at me He chased me around the desk I told him come and get me Walked in the strip club Had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender And I tried to feel his d**k up. Extra-terrestrials-running over pedestrians- in a space ship while they're screaming at me: "Let's just be friends!" 99% of my life I was lied to I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do (Damn) I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper She met Violent J I couldn't believe it when he slapped her You know you blew up when the women rush the stands And try to touch your hands But I need me a man This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your autograph?) So I signed it Dear Dave, thanks for the support Nice a**! Hi, my name is huh? My name is who? (Excuse me) My name is (They call me the pore plugger) Hi, my name is what? My name is who? My name is the inch itch-er (Excuse me?) One of radio's wonder boys They call me the butt itch-er Hi, my name is what? My name is who? My name is (I've been called Dre's butt boy) Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away (Get him) Dr. Dre don't just stand there operate Or feel up my balls and butt cheeks a**l lube got my a** greasy for weeks. Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Hey,Yup) Am I coming or going? I can barely decide. I just drank a pint of semen. Dare me to drive? (Go ahead) All my life I was very deprived. Dre's butt is too sexy to hide. Take your pants off Dre-I don't mind. Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk I spit when I talk. I'll do any guy that walks. When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits. Sometimes I sit and wish Dr.Dre had a set of tits. (Get behind me Shady and grab me by my hips) If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips. By the way if you see my dad, ask him if he's seen my spread in Gay Al's Porno Mag Hi!-my a**s Who? My a**s. What? My a**s- gets tapped on. Hi!-my a**s. Who? My a**s. What? My a**s- it's always getting plugged up. Hi!-my a**s. Who? My a**s! What?! My a**s! My a**s! It needs to be filled up! Your a**s. Your a**s. Your a**s is always getting plugged. Your a**s. Your a**s,is always getting stuffed! You wanna dis us?! (huh?!) We don't even know you, you little b***h! You wanna sit there and dis us? You little b***h! I'll slap your face off! That's what happens when you go up against the psychopathic family, trick! You little b***h!!! (Laughter) Slim a**s!