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 Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:47 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=kEP1xI_TsCw&feature=related
Hehehe, made me laugh so much!
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 1:54 am
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_akLHpeO7qyA/TAbF3JBx9nI/AAAAAAAABT4/t-MqJlymInY/s1600/14113_1455590110685_1261313383_31288829_4949397_n.jpg
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:57 am
gonk yo mama so fat, not even dora could explore her
a story about ron and don:
ron: i got bad news and worse news. the bad news is u gonna die in 24 hours.
don: wats da worse news?
ron: i forgot to call you yesterday.
don: gonk
*note*: if you are chinese you may be offended by this. know that i did not intend to. its just how i heard the joke.
a story about a guy born on a farm:
stranger: wer u born?
guy: a farm
stranger: oh so ur a racist.
guy: SCREW YOU THEN *shoots*
guy: freaking chinese people
a dumb blonde is driving to seabreeze, and she sees a sign that says "seabreeze left" so she went home.
what would i do for a klondike bar?
you dont wanna know eek
the strange, violent story of my sisters guppies:
a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away..........
my sister got two guppies. then they had 16 little baby guppies (yeah haha they had sex shut up). she put 8 guppies in one tank, the others in a second tank, and the parents in another tank. the two guppy tanks were labeled "jocks" and "nerds". all but one jock died and the momma guppy ate the daddy guppy gonk so we put the last jock in the nerd tank and they all died. and eventually the mom did to. and they lived happily ever after.....
two guys in alcatraz:
guy #1: it was months before peter said two words to anyone. and that somone was me.
guy #2: f**k you.
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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:48 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:51 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:51 pm
okay, i have a story for you! my brother loved playing paintball when he was in high school, so he always had that crap around the house. he and two of his friends decided it would be funny to go after this jerk that was bullying him one day. they drove one of their trucks... which everyone knew... the other friend was in the passanger seat and my brother was in the bed of the truck. he shot his paintball gun into a crowd, missed everyone, managed to hit his target below the belt at least three times, and cleaned everythign to make sure he'd get away with it......... he had bought an expensive glow in the dark paintball gun which he used that night.
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