Question!

[SilentFox21993]

HAHAHAHAAAAHAAHAHAAHAA! That's a good one!

If you're going down the river in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse?  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Rooster!

Why is my p***s bigger than your face? xD  

[technogeek_99]

Genetics

Why does Paris Hilton think she is pretty?  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Because she is sadly mistaken... and she does drugs. 3nodding Yup. That is it.

Why isn't Desmond texting me back??? D:  

[MR HIGH COMMAND]

she fears u

who likes 2 learn about history  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

My friend Chuck does, apparently.

Ok, I have a serious question now, so please answer seriously.
If a guy promises he'll be yours forever, but then he gets another girlfriend, does that mean he's still yours, or is he just a dirty rotten liar?  

[MR HIGH COMMAND]

Celtic zombie-kitten

My friend Chuck does, apparently.

Ok, I have a serious question now, so please answer seriously.
If a guy promises he'll be yours forever, but then he gets another girlfriend, does that mean he's still yours, or is he just a dirty rotten liar?

sorry hunny but hes a dirty liar

right?  

[Lazurkri]

someone says they'll be mine forever, I know there's something going on behind the scenes that they don't want me to know about. Always is when that is said.  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

O NOES! THE GAME STOPPED! THAT'S NOT S'POSED TO HAPPEN!!!~

O well, that is a problem easily fixed. I shall simply... ask another question. 3nodding

Question: What is your favourite musical instrument?  

[MR HIGH COMMAND]

a guitar, theres just something about it


paper or plastic?  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Paper, because it's more useful for art and such. :3

How many pets do you have and what are they?  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

2 a shiba inu, and a rot retriever mix.

Why does having glasses make people seem smarter, sexier, or more interesting?  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Stereotypical comic book nerds have them, I guess. And everybody heart 's nerds! 3nodding

Why is it that when small children play pretend games all their characters have high squeaky voices, regardless of age or gender? (ex: Barbie says in a high pitch voice "Hey Ken, wanna go hang out?" Ken says in an even higher squeakier voice "Sure, ok Barbie!") rofl  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Everyone loves helium whippits that's why ^^

Why do soap bubbles last longer than spit bubbles?  

[Dr Spangle]

Because chuck norris made it so.

Does this kilt make my butt look big?