I did this to you

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

I bring super soakers.  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

I lick your face. biggrin  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

I lick your face in return. smile  

[The Furry Poet]

I give you a NOOGIE  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

I give you rope burn!  

[The Furry Poet]

I shave your head bald  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

I shove a purple sharpie pen up your nose! ~<3  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

I tattoo a double rainbow on your shoulder blades that arcs into a circle when you bend backwards.  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

I bite your left kneecap.  

[Kurucode]

I -derp derp- do that to you!!! scream -runs away-  

[XxX_Shadow-Wolf458XxX]

I kick your leg!! D<  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

I use eye of the tiger on you.  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

I throw emo kittens at you!  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

I throw mittens that cat who can name fruit at you.  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

I rip off your shirt and start rubbing your belly and tickling you. razz