Crack, Guns, Sex, and Other Fun Things

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"WE'RE GONNA DIE!!" Isaac bawled, clinging onto his seat for dear life.  

[Zahzi]

Jack then saw something he could not resist. A ramp.
He began to smile.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Isaac also spotted the ramp, and knowing Jack, he began to bawl.  

[Zahzi]

The Mustang hit the ramp, clearing a twenty foot gap in between where the ramp was and where the car landed, where they would have landed in a ravine, and kept driving.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I WANNA TAKE THE BUS!!" Isaac cried in fear, while Valarie cheered again.  

[Zahzi]

"Whaaat? We just took ten minutes out of our drive!" Jack laughed, looking around for another stunt to pull.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"YOU'RE ALSO TAKING FIVE YEARS OUT MY LIFE!!" Isaac barked.  

[Zahzi]

"WUSSY!" Jack laughed, hitting another ramp at an angle, causing the car to do a horizontal 360 degree flip and land on the tires after another gap.
"THAT'S TWENTY!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Isaac was now crying, while Valarie was having the time of her life.  

[Zahzi]

"AH! ONE MORE! DRAWBRIDGE IS GOING UP!!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"PLEASE! I WANT TO LIVE!!"  

[Zahzi]

Jack began to laugh maniacally as he touched the bridge..  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Isaac began to cry like a baby...  

[Zahzi]

The Mustang went off the bridge and onto the other half without a problem.
"WUSSY!!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I'M TELLING DAD! YOU'LL BE FIRED!!"