aNsWeR tHe QuEsTiOn WrOnG gAmE!!!

[Charming Life]

running over people you hate


What do dinos do when they need to go potty  

[AtomicTaxidermy]

They press their call lights.

What happens when you place a chicken with electric blue spray paint?

 

[Shiine^MeltyElf]

turn to next page of your textbook and you'll find the answer

why do men tend to forget what they should remember while women tend to remember what they should forget?  

[Gurotsuki]

Because a cow taught us.

Why does troll exist?  

[Unit Blue]

Internet is evolving.... sacrifices are necessary

You a ____ ?  

[Pinki Is Awesome]

Flying Pig
What color is aquamarine?  

[Gurotsuki]

Jet Black plus some rainbow.

What is a rainbow?  

[puzzl3s]

It is a flying monkey jukebox heading a dark ravine that's riding over a unicycle on the way to Japan.

What is the cure for the common cold?  

[poopie702]

Having a penguin shoot you with a bazooka.


Why don't I have a big,bouncy,inflatable green ball?  

[Naunii Kato]

Because you're best friends mother used it for her sex therapy session and accidently popped it....

Why do people like my small breasts?

 

[Unit Blue]

They like every breast?

This is a question.  

[_-XxOMG_kitteh_OMGxX-_]

That's what the big purple gummy bear said.

Why aren't squares circle?  

[xXx_Gwee_xXx]

because then there would be no triangles mrgreen

can a match box?  

[Xx_KlutzyDancer_xX]

muffins


is jb a girl or monkey?  

[_-XxOMG_kitteh_OMGxX-_]

jb's a polka dot penguin.

Why are X-rays not Z-rays?