JamesWN
Dear wifey,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub in your car and I saw you carve your initials into the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your toe ring but keeping your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet a** and I love Oprah.
Go milk a cow,
~James
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub in your car and I saw you carve your initials into the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your toe ring but keeping your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet a** and I love Oprah.
Go milk a cow,
~James
.....whut?
