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 Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:09 pm
Clay: *struggling to open a pickle jar* Clay: *hands it to Denise* Open it, it's impossible Denise: *throws the pickle jar on the ground* Pickle jar: *shatters* Denise: Done *shrug emoji* Clay: *in awe* *cue makeouts* source: this comic
characters involved: Clayton and Denise Walker
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:04 am
Kam: Oh, they are really getting it. I remember Hell Hunt. Still can't stand the sight of eggs. Won't eat 'em, won't touch 'em.
Iggy: What about a nice egg salad?
Kam: No more egg talk!
Iggy: Yes more egg talk!
Kam: Ahh!
Iggy: EGGS!
source : Bob's Burgers
characters involved : Kamron and Ignatius Hepburn
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:36 pm
Damien: I just need you to stay calm, okay?
Marina: Yeah, I'm just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Damien Edgeworth, Marina Edgeworth
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 9:53 am
Will: Do you think that marrying penguins made some kind of statement?
Cian: Yes. The statement was that you're very lonely and you need a pet.
source : parks and rec
characters involved : William Bennett, Cian Quinlan
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 10:00 am
Ferdie: I have not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie, it was just an insanely good brownie.
source : parks and rec
characters involved : Ferdinand Delacroix
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 2:35 pm
Clarice: At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
Chy: Murder?
Clarice (glares): An accident.
Chy: Oh, that's how I'm going to make it look.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Clarice Steele, Malachy Hughes
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The Forgotten Weasley Crew
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 2:37 pm
Akira: I will not let a technicality stop me.
Callista (rolling eyes): A technicality like the rules?
Akira: Yeah. I hate those things.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Akira Yamazaki, Callista Hargrave
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 2:38 pm
Vio: Well, I for one think that you and Wendy are perfect for each other.
Vander: Feel like there's gonna be more.
Vio: Because you're both MONSTERS.
Vander: ...There it is.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Violante Lillantine, Evander Lillantine
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 2:40 pm
Niall: What's this?
Virgil: It's my to-do list.
Niall (enthusiastically): Oh? That's great. I'm so glad that you're starting to be more organiz-
Niall: This just says 'Dominique'.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Virgil Ross, Niall Hughes
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 2:42 pm
Desdemona: It would help if we could show up looking like a loving, supportive family.
Vander: For how long?
Desdemona: Ten minutes, tops.
Cy: See if you can get it down to five.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Desdemona Lillantine, Evander Lillantine, Cyrus Lillantine
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:04 pm
Eden: You tricked me.
Eleazar: I deceived you, Mom. You make it sound like we have a playful relationship.
source : arrested development
characters involved : Eden Bradley, Eleazar Bradley
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 12:22 pm
Illisa: What. Did you do?
Callista: Alright, but you can't get mad at me...
Illisa: What. Did you do?
Callista: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-
Illisa: (slams hand on table) BULLSHIT!
Callista: I WAS!
source : tumblr
characters involved : Illisa Hargrave, Callista Hargrave
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 12:24 pm
Treva, after becoming a mother: I didn't know it comes with a free leash.
Healer: Ma'am, that is the umbilical cord.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Treva Warlow
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 12:27 pm
Jess: Seriously, all you do is b***h.
Toby (indignant): I happen to b***h the perfect amount for someone in my situation.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Jessamine Xanders, Tobias Walsh
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 12:31 pm
Faina: Don't underestimate us.
Katya: Yeah, the Patrovna family motto is 'maybe we'll get lucky this time'!
source : Bob's Burgers
characters involved : Faina Patrovna, Katya Patrovna
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