You Know You've Played RE Too Much When...

[XINVADER]

Oh god... Let's no turn this into a ***** Sherry conversation again...

- When you buy every Resident Evil game. Even if you don't have the console.
- You buy every copy off Gaiden you can get your hands on, just to burn em so you can say it never existed.  

[someguyontheinternet]

you know you play resident evil to much when pull a gun on a cop and it takes you more than 2 miuntes to tell hes human

or if you look up latters just to see if you can sneek a peek of some girls panty's  

[someguyontheinternet]

-when some one pulls a gun on you, you yell "HOLD YOUR FIRE, IM A HUMAN!"  

[someguyontheinternet]

(i dont know if someone said this yet but i will anyways)
when ever someone drives off with out you, you yell "WAIT DONT.....GO!" while you reach out towards them
or
if you get bitten by a snake you lay down on the ground and when some one ask you what happend you say "it was a monster!"  

[Balutinabox]

-When you bang your knee or hit your head but you still clutch your stomach

-When you put dirt on a piece of paper and call it "Mixed Herb"

-When you use the "Mixed Herb" as medicine

-When you use Antibacterial Spray to fix a broken bone  

[wladimir619]

-When you take out random plants and say they're "Herbs."
-When you hear someone say "Stars" you run away like a maniac.
-You wear a gas mask everywhere you go to not get "Infected."  

[Elliot Salem]

-When you try to beat up some guy with shades on, with a metal pipe.

-When you don't trust the chief of any police precinct in your town/city.

-When you search for a mansion in a forest that surrounds a town/city.  

[Rei Yavie]

(Gah all the good ones are taken. *Pouts and sighs*)

You avoid creepy old houses in the middle of nowhere because they're 'zombie' infested.

(Then again... I go into creepy old houses with my squirt gun and water balloons when I'm LARPing. They make the best 'labs' to explore.)  

[A5116278]

when you write resident evil big brother fan fics  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Here's one...

You don't! There is NO SUCH THING as too much Resident Evil.  

[Canas Renvall]

*audience cheers, standing ovation* Amazing! I was hoping someone would find it eventually ever since I opened this thread! You found the...

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Good job, Bio! As a special gift... *showers him in hundreds of different Wesker dolls, plushies, and other Wesker stuff* biggrin  

[Mr. Lionheart]

you actually want zombies to come to life and you to kill them will guns and have a sword, yah, that's my dream, iam going to freak  

[Ivory Lie]

Canas Renvall

*audience cheers, standing ovation* Amazing! I was hoping someone would find it eventually ever since I opened this thread! You found the...

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Good job, Bio! As a special gift... *showers him in hundreds of different Wesker dolls, plushies, and other Wesker stuff* biggrin

lucky him ninja  

[Gen_Acid]

When you lock your toilet with a complex mechanism that involves 5 different keys.  

[Love_da_Dead]

When you go and get a Umbrella Corp. symbol tattooed on ur wrist!(like me!)...lol