Jaffar's Wish Making Corruption

[ShadowSora(unknown KH)]

Your wish is granted, but it doesn't work

I wish I could open 1 present before Christmas.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but you'll open a pair of socks.

I'll let Sora take it.

Sora: I wish I tell Kairi how I feel.  

[ShadowSora(unknown KH)]

Your wish is granted, but she only did all those affectionate things to humor you, and then she tells you she likes Riku.


I wish my arch enemy at school would be suspended.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but your enemy will be suspended for one day.

I wish my drawings can come to life like Namine.  

[ShadowSora(unknown KH)]

Your wish is granted, but they backfire.

I wish I could play the guitar.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but you can only play on the ukeleli

I wish DiZ gives me all the answers to my school problems.  

[ShadowSora(unknown KH)]

Your wish is granted, but he tells you how to solve the problems in numerous ways that you fall asleep when he tells you the answer you don't hear it.


I wish KH was real.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but they look ugly in person.

I wish I have a portal like the Organization so I can get to other places faster.  

[ShadowSora(unknown KH)]

Your wish is granted, but when you teleport the Organization figures out you're using it and they stop you.


I wish my dad wasn't so annoying.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but now your mother is annoying you.

I wish I could glide.  

[ShadowSora(unknown KH)]

Your wish is granted, but you reach the ground in a short period of time.


I wish I didn't have to use a conformation e-mail for some online games and sites.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but hackers will know your email and password you will be having troubled getting back your account.

I wish the KH characters could enjoy Christmas.  

[ShadowSora(unknown KH)]

Your wish is granted, but they get interrupted because the evil characters were only faking it and start attacking.

I wish my dog had no disabillities.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but now your dog has tapeworm, ticks, and fleas.

I wish I have the KH plushies.  

[ShadowSora(unknown KH)]

Your wish is granted, but the stuffing is coming out of all of them.


I wish there was no such things as mistakes.