Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[44hrygydi]

He wouldn't let me eat his sour patch kids.  

[iCurly]

she told me to "chug it" ..and now..... i think i've lost my head D;

 

[The Iliaddict]

she wouldn't share her carrots, even though she had two D:  

[44hrygydi]

She was too royal.  

[getmeoffthishellsite]

Why shouldn't I?
She paid me to marry her, she didn't love me.  

[373s8f5789d30]

Her hat had eyes and they followed me everywhere I went. o.o  

[Xx-rosy-cheeks-xX]

I kept sneezing, because he was a cat  

[Unit Blue]

Because I could fly biggrin  

[Aquamere]

he kept flying off  

[koolay0]

Her Hair Was Better Than Mines 7_7  

[Usaji-san]

I'm allergic. e.e

 

[The Iliaddict]

cause she was so easy, a caveman could do her! wink  

[koolay0]

Because She Is Racist Against Geico xD  

[Pearls of Diamonds]

koolay0

Because She Is Racist Against Geico xD

He supported geico.  

[Aquamere]

she cheated on me with butterflies