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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:36 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:36 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:39 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:41 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:45 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:48 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:49 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:56 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:57 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:58 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:58 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:03 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:09 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:11 pm
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Jhaay-r crying This legend is due tommorow sad This one is really disgusting and morbid and I'm scared my teacher would vomit and hit me when she reads this Quote: There once lived a butcher named David who owned a diner with his wife Madeline. Joe loved his wife very much and would die for her if she just simply asked. He loved Madeline so much that Joe would be so over protective of his wife that she’d hardly be allowed to talk to anyone. One dreary evening David came home to find Madeline in bed with his best friend Joe. David went crazy at the sight of his dear wife in bed with another man. At first he accused his Joe of attempted murder and assault and began hitting him. David yelled and screamed at the top of his lungs at his friend. His wife then told Joe that she was tired of him and his over protective hands and wanted a separation. David shocked and angered by this turn of events, pulled out a weapon and committed murders of the second degree. He quickly disposed of both bodies by cutting it up into tiny pieces and sending them piece by piece through his meat grinder. The next day, David called the parents of his late wife and his ex-best friend and invited them to dinner at the diner. There he told them that Madeline was cheating on him with Joe, and that the two had ran off together. Joe served the uncomfortable and confused parents their dinner ground meat covered in rich red sauce wrapped between two buns. The parents who were very sadden and confused by the turn of the events took small bites of their sandwiches. David’s mother said "This is delicious, its kind of like a sloppy Joe."
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o/` Is that squire, on the fire!
Goodness gracious, no sir. Look closer, it's grocer!
Looks thicker! More like vicar!
No it has to be grocer it's green! o/`
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:12 pm
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