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 Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:50 am
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:51 am
Jerbos Ambrai Nudge three hundred and twenty 90. If a mystic proclaims that my destiny is to "defeat the darkness," "bring freedom to the downtrodden," or some such other glorious accomplishment, I will immediately begin preparations for the role. I will not wait for the mystic and several other innocents to get rubbed out by the Evil Overlord. Le Gasp! It is Jerbos! Come to arrange my downfall! DAMN!YOU SHOULD BE AT SCHOOL!Or something! H(how)TF AM I SUPPOSED TO CATCH UP NOW!? Bump 226! Nudge three hundred and twenty-three Aw, I graduated in June. Besides, there was a snow day today.
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:53 am
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:54 am
Nudge three hundred and twenty-four
93. When I am about to enter the Evil Overlord's hideout, I will have it surrounded by friendly forces so that they can detain him if he sneaks out the back door while I kick down the front door.
94. If I discover that one of my comrades in the Heroic Struggle has a Dark Secret (i.e., is passing as the opposite gender, is a close relative of the Evil Overlord, etc.), I will not dismiss them without further justification. heart
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:58 am
Nudge three hundred and twenty-five
95. The assistance of politicians will be obtained by appealing to their self-interest. Any politician who appears to be cooperating with me out of the kindness of his heart is actually plotting to betray me at some point. heart
But, look at how slow I post! I'm posting one to every two of yours. ^^
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:00 pm
Nudge three hundred and twenty-six
96. If my Mentor is slain in combat with the Evil Overlord or his henchmen, I will withdraw quietly, instead of shouting "Noooooo!" at the top of my lungs.
Or at least I was...
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:00 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:03 pm
Nudge three hundred and twenty-seven
97. Mountains and castles that are shaped like skulls, hideous faces, fists, etc., are the very Lairs of Evil. All visits will be planned accordingly.
Hey! You can't just quit like that! I cry foul!! *sulk*
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:08 pm
Nudge three hundred and twenty-eight
98. Female sidekicks who are loyal and dependable make much better True Loves than do vain, pampered princesses who never give me the time of day. heart
Why does it say you're offline if you're not? oO
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:09 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:10 pm
Ambrai Nudge three hundred and twenty-eight 98. Female sidekicks who are loyal and dependable make much better True Loves than do vain, pampered princesses who never give me the time of day. heart Why does it say you're offline if you're not? oO Because then if I don't want to talk to someone,I can pretend I'm not here. With PMs.Doesn't work in forums;_;
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:11 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:12 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:14 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:15 pm
Nudge three hundred and twenty-nine
99. I will ascertain the whereabouts of all relatives and possible progeny from past love affairs. It's a sure bet that the ones for whom I cannot account are now working for, or actually might be, the Evil Overlord. heart
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