I saw them yiffing!

[DJ Bulgogi]

We don't talk about that...

I saw you yiffing a Happy Meal box.  

[Kashinami-chan]

I wanted those fries...mmmm

I saw you yiffing a sea cucumber  

[DJ Bulgogi]

What does the sea have to do with that?

I saw you yiff a phone charger. Yeah, I saw that.  

[Ask Jappleack]

i saw you yiff an underage girls face  

[Kashinami-chan]

I saw you yiffing an underaged boys face.  

[Hogosha neko]

I saw you yiffing my bed sheets.  

[DJ Bulgogi]

Whatever softener he uses is amaaaaazing. :3 murrrrrr
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I saw you yiff a signpost.  

[Hogosha neko]

Well they are long and hard wink

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I saw you yiffing a wireless phone.  

[DJ Bulgogi]

Ohhh Yeaaaahhh Gotta love the vibrate feature...

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I saw you yiff a flyswatter. How did that work?  

[Hogosha neko]

It involved alot of kinky slapping ;3
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I saw you yiffing your grandmother.  

[DJ Bulgogi]

That would be necrophilia, and that is not something I would do. (to my grandmother) lol
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I saw you yiff a key chain.  

[Kashinami-chan]

Wellllll ouch.
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I saw you yiffing a freezer.  

[Venom Schatten]

I saw you yiffing a broom.  

[DJ Bulgogi]

I have no joke for that. ^^
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I saw yiffing a bottle of motor oil. (that was a little weird)  

[Geno Penna]

Oil is a type of lube.

I saw you yiffing yourself when you were a cub.