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 Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:00 am
I couldn't see the movie picture for the record... but this one I can see juuuuuust fine!
Claire: UGH! I am SO SICK of these doors being locked! Alright, that's it! This will be the one time that I was happy I had beans for dinner! Bring on the natural flame thrower!
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:19 am
*Looks at the zombie on the floor*
Claire-Got a smoke?
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Canas Renvall Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:52 pm
Claire: "Bow before me, b***h!!"
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:29 pm
Claire: LOOK, CHRIS! I CAN DO THE MOONWALK!
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:31 pm
Claire: KISS MY a** b***h!!
Jim: That's my line!
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:30 pm
Claire trys McGiver
Claire:I can use this lighter that zombie and a piece of paper to make a portable missle launcher -smiles-
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:41 pm
The reason Claire lost her last job...
Claire: Now that the perverts dead I can burn all these xerox's he made of my breasts.
...she didn't know how to socialize at the office parties.
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:21 pm
Ok, judging time!
First Place:
Ivory Lie Claire trys McGiver Claire:I can use this lighter that zombie and a piece of paper to make a portable missle launcher -smiles-
Second Place:
XINVADER The reason Claire lost her last job... Claire: Now that the perverts dead I can burn all these xerox's he made of my breasts. ...she didn't know how to socialize at the office parties.
Third Place:
NotteRequiem Claire: UGH! I am SO SICK of these doors being locked! Alright, that's it! This will be the one time that I was happy I had beans for dinner! Bring on the natural flame thrower!
Give us another picture, Ivory!
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:45 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:23 am
Thanks Vankala. I was thinking someone needs to update the first page of the winners Anyway. 
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:07 pm
Chris' scenario:
Jill: Hey, Wesker. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to let Chris go by himself?
Wesker: It's important that he dies...
Jill: What?
Wesker: Tries... I said it's important that he tries his best to survive.
Jill: Oh...
Wesker: Yeah, he won't live...
Jill: What?
Wesker: I said he won't live.
Jill: Oh... Wait!
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:16 pm
Jill: Okay, Wesker. I have to ask. Why the hell are you wearing sunglasses...at night!?!
Wesker: ...cuz no one here is cool enough to pull it off....
Jill: .... stare
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:20 pm
Jill: I've got an idea!
Weak.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:43 pm
Soap opera music plays.
Wesker: Jill, there's something I must tell you...
Jill: What is it?
Wesker: I... I'm a spy trying to get you and the other S.T.A.R.S. murdered.
Jill: *gasp* What?
Wesker: It's true. I feel horrible for attempting it. You must escape before Umbrella discovers that you're still alive...
Jill: Oh, Albert...
Wesker: Btw, your jugs are huge.
Uber-weak.
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Canas Renvall Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:08 pm
Wesker: Jill, you go and check out that room over there... I think I left a ... food... in the oven...
Jill: confused
Definitely not my best work... crying
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