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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:28 pm
Unfortunately part of their acid drool is an airborne spore which humans inhale while laughing at said hairless cats.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:44 am
fortunately, wearing a medical mask prevents them from breathing in the deadly spores.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:09 pm
Unfortunately the medical supply warehouses are all out of medical masks.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:54 pm
Fortunately any article of clothing can be used in place of a medical mask, to the same effect.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:05 pm
Unfortunately the airborne spore had a knack for fashion and so would pass through anything less than 100 count Egyptian silk.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:05 am
fortunately, we just came into a large supply of 100 count Egyptian silk.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:10 am
Those who fear the darkness Unfortunately, it is giving everyone some sort of allergic reaction. Have never seen what the light can do
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:36 am
Fortunately there's a creme for it.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:37 pm
unfortunately, this creme is very expensive.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:57 pm
Fortunately due to the mass epidemic they're all on sale via a government order!
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:35 pm
Unfortunately, the government lies and the creme is really face paint!
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:56 am
Fortunately the hilarity of everyone walking around in face paint turns the cats good and they decide to join our side!
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:18 pm
Unfortunately I fed them crack laced cat-n**! twisted
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:31 pm
Fortunately, the crack laced catnip turns their acidic saliva normal.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:32 pm
Unfortunately they started stealing hard drives LOL
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