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 Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:02 pm
Other Mother: You know that I love you.
Coraline Jones: You...
[hesitates, braces herself]
Coraline Jones: ...have a really funny way of showing it.
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:07 pm
Coraline Jones: [blank] I almost fell down a well, yesterday, Mom.
Mother: [typing] Uh-huh.
Coraline Jones: I almost died.
Mother: That's nice
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:08 pm
Miss Forcible: [reading tea leaves] Well, not to worry, child: It's good news. There's a tall, handsome beast in your future.
Coraline Jones: A what?
Miss Spink: Miriam, really, you're holding it wrong. See? Danger!
Coraline Jones: What do you see?
Miss Spink: I see a very peculiar hand.
Miss Forcible: I see a giraffe.
Miss Spink: Giraffes don't just fall from the sky, Miriam.
Coraline Jones: Well, what should I do?
Miss Spink: Never wear green in your dressing room.
Miss Forcible: Acquire a very tall step-ladder.
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:27 pm
Oh my twitchy, witchy girl. I think you are so nice. I give you bowls of porridge. I give you bowls of ice... cream. I give you lots of kisses. I give you lots of hugs. But I never give you sandwiches with grease and worms and mung... beans.
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:42 pm
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD someone should make a char who gets drunk to make their powers stronger like in push
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:45 pm
Pre's magic goes completely insane when she drinks. Close enough?
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UkyoKuonji2004 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:48 pm
XD have you seen puch ucchan?
its funny when the 12 year old is drunk
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:51 pm
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD i wanna read where pre drinks I cant imagine that
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UkyoKuonji2004 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:51 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:53 pm
its a good movie if your in the mood to just sit around
it gets irritating because there a re scenes that arent used as well as they coud have been
but pretty good either way
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:03 pm
I'm going off for like 45 minutes.
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:18 pm
nuu!!!!!!!!!!1
*is thoughtful*
*kidnaps ucchan*
XD now no one can stop me!!!!
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:24 pm
bleh
I keep having acidic burps
stressed
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:24 am
A good friend would come and bail You out of jail, But a bestfriend would be sitting there next to you saying "well......we ******** up!"
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
No boys=No love
No love=No sex
No sex=No Humans
No humans=No school
No school=No problems
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.
Reality is an illusion caused by a shortage of alcohol.
If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice?"
Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely
The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you’re not permitted to enter a Government building with a weapon.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.
Don't go knocking on death's door, ring the doorbell and run, he hates that!!!!!
Dont piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!!!!
0. Im going to tell you 12 facts.
1. Your reading This
2. Now your saying/thinking this is stupid.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my post.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only 9 facts
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:21 pm
*gives Puppet Darwin award* Thank you, good night!
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